The only money you'll get is in the form of quarters because as an old man I am payed in quarters.

I'm so full. I couldn't eat another bite.
I mean there is so much food in my house so I can always eat.
Plus if I've got no food I'll just steal from you guys.

My brother is being a very nice person right now.

Sweden did not win Eurovision

I'm happy that Sweden lost.
I hate Sweden.

Eurovision is terrible yearly music contest.

I drink all the time.

I don't want a job so I can't pay for the things I want.

I managed to acquire a job.
I'm definitely still not looking.

I've got school all this week, so I won't be posting here a lot.

know I'm totally happy and calm after talking to a member of my extended family tonight. >.<

Family will never cause drama nor would they ever throw you under the bus.

I hate everybody!

I don't like Sebadoh...

I'm still asleep and not posting in this thread.

This site is the epitome of everything horrible.

I go to parties often.
When I do, they aren't very special.

It's freezing outside, I am also not at work and it is dead here x.x

I'm not bored since I've got chores to do.
I'm also not lonely as I have video games.

I haven't been fighting a headache all day.

I am also never lonely.

I'm going to go eat someone's children.
I'm Mike Tyson you see.