Blatant Lies

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Dude, you know who's way better than Nirvana? Nickelback.

I'm listening to nothing right now.

I'm not at all wishing it was Saturday so I can see the season finale of The Legend of Korra.

When I get my license, I'm going to buy a Ford Pinto.

I'm working right now.

dalek sec:
I'm not at all wishing it was Saturday so I can see the season finale of The Legend of Korra.

I didn't forget to watch the entire season because I was busy every Saturday at 11.
I'm also not having fun right now.

The Lazy Blacksmith:
Dude, you know who's way better than Nirvana? Nickelback.

Yeah that's true.
The proof is that they have more twitter followers than Kurt Kobain.

I don't prefer Pearl Jam over Nirvana.

My room is super cold right now.
Too bad I love it when it is extremely hot.

My house isn't already warming up due to having an excellent air conditioning system.

We want our electric bill to go up so we leave our air conditioner on all night.

We have the bestest electric supply ever!

All of Southern California isn't all on 1 grid.
That has never proven to be a problem in the past.

Our sector isn't super divided into grids. So it doesn't help. :D

I am bad at my job.

I'm horrible at working on documents.

I love waiting for PMs.

I'm not watching a movie.
If I was I'd make sure it was a really bad one.

I don't have my whole summer ahead of me. I hate this fact.

I am a politician.

I hate going on holiday to Florida, the weather is horrible.

We haven't experienced hail or tornadoes where I live recently.

I didn't experience hail today and yesterday. We aren't having crazy storms.

The best moments of my life have been spent waiting for a Youtube video to buffer.

I love it when ads have to buffer

I didn't go driving at all today.

The Lazy Blacksmith:
The best moments of my life have been spent waiting for a Youtube video to buffer.

Lionsfan:
I love it when ads have to buffer

When I am asked what is best in life, those two things are my answer.

I'm not excited for tomorrow.

Neronium:
I'm not excited for tomorrow.

I won't ask why.

I do not have a test in 5 hours, and I am certainly not procastrinating.

I will demand why.

Procrastination? What is that?

=y:

Neronium:
I'm not excited for tomorrow.

I won't ask why.

I'm not debuting the new project and not taking my driving test tomorrow.

ZehMadScientist:
I do not have a test in 5 hours, and I am certainly not procastrinating.

For shame!
I've never procrastinated in my life.
My version of Senioritis was getting two B's on a report card. One was an AP class too.

I will not surpass 2000 posts today

Ha I didn't just swindle free DLC.

Sad me.

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