Blatant Lies

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I'm just like Robbin Hood but even better.

Because the poor got nothing.

I'm like Ned Stark but even more awesome.

'cause he has a head. :D

Violins sound horrible.

I won Miss Universe.

I won everything.

I own the rights to the power to win everything.

I own this entire thread. You shall all obey me!

I've never been outside.

I've never been inside. o3o

Steppin Razor:
I own the rights to the power to win everything.

I've seen you around quite a lot lately. You need to leave.
Also, I've got the best luck ever. My dad surely didn't forget to fill up the tire before I was to take my driving test so I was able to take it.
Tire is completely destroyed and luckily the lady said I could take it at 1 today.Wish me luck.

Now that i'm married my wife is the only woman in the world that I find attractive.

I had a horrible Father's Day yesterday. My Dad sucks.

YouTube's upload feature is working for me right now.
Dang it! I must upload the second episode. DX

The dead have rasin........

I mean the grapes have rasined!

I love raisins. >.>

I'm not reading a new book right now.

I didn't pass my driving test.
The world will not know of my terrible road rage.

I studied extensively for my technical drawing exam!

I'm not angry that I can't upload at all.

I upload a lot.

I don't have to start The Nightmare Before Christmas Oogie's Revenge all over again.
All the files I had somehow got corrupted.

I didn't get yet another damn badge today. :D

dalek sec:
I'm not reading a new book right now.

I didn't start a new book today either. I don't find it interesting.

mParadox:
I love raisins. >.>

Raisin cookies are better than chocolate chip cookies.

I hate cookie.
I don't want any now...

I hate playing cards.

I do not feel like drowning my sorrows at the moment

I can predict everything that will happen at this time two weeks from now.

I love how the sound mysteriously stopped working on my computer, making me restart it.

Also it will rain everywhere in two weeks.

you can handle the truth

The world will come to an end when I fall off a building wearing a flaming bear suit.

I own a bear suit

There's a bear that has a suit of me.

I'm a bear in a human suit. It itches.

Today was a good day.

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