Blatant Lies

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Trouble, it is awful at college though. It's terrible trying to make new friends and bothersome to join clubs.

I enjoy meeting new people irl.

I am the greatest person ever.

@Trouble: I like it a lot myself. I have a choice in this situation though.
I didn't just get a phone call that was filled with stereotypes.
Middle Eastern, thick accent, telling me to "Shut my mouth" and that they "First are needing for me to understand." I'm not joking that's what they said.

I don't plan on keeping to myself. It should be difficult.

Neronium:
@Trouble: I like it a lot myself. I have a choice in this situation though.
I didn't just get a phone call that was filled with stereotypes.
Middle Eastern, thick accent, telling me to "Shut my mouth" and that they "First are needing for me to understand." I'm not joking that's what they said.

You are needing to understand there are inheritance money's from deceased Arab Prince, just for for you. Give bank detail, and we will give check of three million dollars.

I'm conflicted now Mammoth!
Should I get the money from the Arab Prince or help out the Prince of Nigeria by forwarding him all my money!?

Well, that's easy. Get the money from the (late) Arab prince so you can help out the Prince of Nigeria!

That's an excellent and profitable plan!

Okay then.
I just put in all of your personal information in.
You're gonna be rich Mammoth!

Thanks! I'll make sure to share it with the two of you! 500 each sound good?

I'm going to take out a payday loan for 100,000. Reckless spending binge, ahoy!!!

So many imports.
Thank you Mammoth!

Now I'm SET FOR LIFE, I won't need to be on the escapist anymore. This is goodbye forever guys...

Too rich for us! D:<
Fine, we don't need you anyway!

FINE. Be that way then :P

By the way, "dinosaurs" didn't exist.

Well duh they didn't exist.

All clay. All the bones they ever found were simply made of clay. Just stick it in the ground for a few months and boom, instant dinosaur bone!
Why do I get the weird feeling that some people might actually believe something like that...

The evangelicals were right after all, then!

Dance because your life depends on it. Seriously.

I can dance many different dances.
I most certainly can't dance only one type of dance...

I can dance to save my life. That wouldn't to be too selfish of me. <.<

I am not proficient in the dance of the spastic white man.that means I suck at dancing by the way
I didn't run into a guy in MW3 today advertising an Infected lobby in which you had to pay a coupon for McDonalds in order to get in. He's such a genius.

I haven't been playing Super Mario 3D Land alot lately.

I have not been playing lot's of Tales of the Abyss 3D.

I've not been playing Crusader Kings II...

I'm doing lot's of stuff today...

I'm not tired in the slightest.

Not hungry...

I don't have pancakes and bacon right now. I also wasn't having trouble with the internet a little bit ago.

You don't suck Fiji.
I had time to grab breakfast.

I don't have a test tomorrow concerning a chapter I missed. >.>

Read it later!

I didn't just wake up and I'm not hating it.

I'm not going to go to sleep. Like... srsly.

mParadox:
I'm not going to go to sleep. Like... srsly.

I hate that avatar. HATE IT!

This following clip isn't funny at all:

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