Blatant Lies

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This is not a

Celebration!


Not because of

My 1000th post!

Party Soft!

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I don't thank all of you people. I won't do a shout-out to:
Caramel Frappe Not because he doesn't go here!

I thank none of you reading!

I decided making a new thread was a great idea.

I await you, Morpheus.

We all hate you Brain! I'm not happy to see you reach 1000 posts! I hope you choke on that badge!

Damn it Brain! We told you to get wrathed before you reached 1000!
*starts hitting report button*
I didn't just beat Crash Bandicoot...

I just had a fatal seizure from that gif, and I am now a zombie.

I've always wanted to perform surgery on you, brain....

Neronium:
Damn it Brain! We told you to get wrathed before you reached 1000!
*starts hitting report button*
I didn't just beat Crash Bandicoot...

It's easiest to get wrathed in the forum games. That's why I never posted here.

You should not post in user groups.

We should do something incredibly stupid.

Some user groups are awesome though.
I always post in user groups more than on the forums nowadays.

I am not part of a few user groups.

I don't have 2 memberships.

I am not in a flash mob

I supply the mob their weapons and suits.
I'm very rich because of this profession.

Banned for posting in the troll thread.

this is the troll thread.

I didn't just drive my brother to school in a very cold car. It wasn't warm by the time I got out.

I did not just evolve my Pikachu :)

I play Pokemon all the time.

you should not be stoned to death for that.

I've played my Pokemon games recently mostly because I didn't get kind of bored with them.

I always get bored of them. You know what does attract my attention? Your mum!

I'm not happy about being rank #11 on the letter quiz scoreboards. This isn't mostly due to only 22 people having taken the quiz though.
I was surprised to see that few people having taken the quiz. Normally at least half the Escapist has taken the quiz by the time I do.

I have not done that once

I wish I had less time, so I could play Pokemon, but I just hate Devil Survivor 2 too much (not on DS) It's not like Pokemon with demons!

But I don't want to play Black again...

I have not been watching LRR for the last 10 hours >.> <.<

(well 5 but shhhh)

I'm going to go hit people with a vacuum now.

bring it on dark helmet!

Not watching the last episode of Persona 4!

I've been participating in this game the whole time.

I don't feel sick at all today.

I feel so sick. I also know what persona 4 is.

Persona 4 is the fourth alias of me.

I am Bruce Wayne

I wasn't just told to stop using proper grammar and punctuation by a YouTube comment...XD
Reverse Grammar Nazi? XD

Neronium:
I wasn't just told to stop using proper grammar and punctuation by a YouTube comment...XD
Reverse Grammar Nazi? XD

That is just lame.

Neronium:
I wasn't just told to stop using proper grammar and punctuation by a YouTube comment...XD
Reverse Grammar Nazi? XD

That doesn't make sense.

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