Blatant Lies

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then why have a double life in none is batman?

I am =y

It was me all along! Pay attention to me!

I am =y

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I'M SPARTACUS!

I can beat that.

I should celebrate 1000 posts by jumping off a roof.

Not EDIT: 993 X 6 posts
EDIT 89: 996 X 3 posts
EDIT 45: 998 X 56 posts
EDIT 72: 999 X 2 posts

I just got a bet Tasmanian Devil. Who wants to feed it?

I wouldn't want one of those.
The fact that it'd eat me as well as the law isn't what's stopping me.

I don't want a pet wolf.

I would never want a pet fox. >.<

I hate the ketchup they use in diners, tastes awful.

This is not a

Celebration!


Not because of

My 1000th post!

Party Soft!

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I don't thank all of you people. I won't do a shout-out to:
Caramel Frappe Not because he doesn't go here!

I thank none of you reading!

I decided making a new thread was a great idea.

I await you, Morpheus.

We all hate you Brain! I'm not happy to see you reach 1000 posts! I hope you choke on that badge!

Damn it Brain! We told you to get wrathed before you reached 1000!
*starts hitting report button*
I didn't just beat Crash Bandicoot...

I just had a fatal seizure from that gif, and I am now a zombie.

I've always wanted to perform surgery on you, brain....

Neronium:
Damn it Brain! We told you to get wrathed before you reached 1000!
*starts hitting report button*
I didn't just beat Crash Bandicoot...

It's easiest to get wrathed in the forum games. That's why I never posted here.

You should not post in user groups.

We should do something incredibly stupid.

Some user groups are awesome though.
I always post in user groups more than on the forums nowadays.

I am not part of a few user groups.

I don't have 2 memberships.

I am not in a flash mob

I supply the mob their weapons and suits.
I'm very rich because of this profession.

Banned for posting in the troll thread.

this is the troll thread.

I didn't just drive my brother to school in a very cold car. It wasn't warm by the time I got out.

I did not just evolve my Pikachu :)

I play Pokemon all the time.

you should not be stoned to death for that.

I've played my Pokemon games recently mostly because I didn't get kind of bored with them.

I always get bored of them. You know what does attract my attention? Your mum!

I'm not happy about being rank #11 on the letter quiz scoreboards. This isn't mostly due to only 22 people having taken the quiz though.
I was surprised to see that few people having taken the quiz. Normally at least half the Escapist has taken the quiz by the time I do.

I have not done that once

I wish I had less time, so I could play Pokemon, but I just hate Devil Survivor 2 too much (not on DS) It's not like Pokemon with demons!

But I don't want to play Black again...

I have not been watching LRR for the last 10 hours >.> <.<

(well 5 but shhhh)

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