Blatant Lies

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This is not my first post.

Go away, no one wants you here. leave the Escapist now!

These captchas are my favorite! I wish there was an option to turn them on for every post!

don't get a pub club membership

I won't eventually get one. :P

android is a better OS then IOS, it is smoother and more functional.

Evil Smurf was following the rules of the thread in his post about phone operating systems.

Vgmaster wasn't trying to be clever about Smurf's post.

MrCollins hasn't thought about stabbing me with that pencil

Janjotat shouldn't stop telling people I plan to stab you.

I totally didn't just spend over an hour reading this thread, and I can stop thinking in blatant lies any time I want.

Reading this thread is bad for your health.

I'm not back.

Your title is not good.

I never drink.

It's so wildly inappropriate XD

what's alcohol? is it nice? I've never drunk before.

@Evil: It makes the pain go away.

I'm never sober.

I didn't fall asleep on the couch last night.

I didn't buy RAM for my laptop.

I run mine on sheep.

It's less as effective but is a lot cheaper.

I don't still need to get a gamepad for pc. Not having one is never annoying.

I don't use a Wiimote as a gamepad on my phone

I totally knew you could do that. 0.0

Also, I didn't buy a PS2 HDMI converter.
Funny how some of the reviews say it sucks and they plugged it into the usb port and nothing happen. Idiots were supposed to plug it into the A/V slot! XD

Reviewers aren't often stupid and unqualified.

They most certainly aren't terrible at times.

I don't agree at all with what the last two poster said, but I generally think the escapist's stuff I can't agree with.

I read reviews so I don't have to play anything leaving me more time to complain about how games just aren't good any more.

I'm not going to lie, just so you can get your kicks!

The funeral wasn't today. I didn't cry. A lot. Also I blew it when my dad and I had to play a trumpet duet for the special music in the service. It was so easy thinking about making it sound good, playing the right notes, staying in tune, thinking about Grandma and holding back tears. In fact, I would say that is the easiest song I've ever played because of all of that.

Now I'm going to stay up. Die in a fire and remember to ignore your love ones.

You don't have any friends for support.

GamerInformer was correct in giving WarZ a positive review

I absolutely, under no circumstances, offer my deepest sympathies to Red, and don't furthermore extend my utmost condolences. :[

I also did not go geohashing for the first time today. It wasn't a lot of fun, and I didn't have to talk to a ~80 year old lady to get access to her field.

Watching Doraleous and Associates LIKE A BOSS

GamerInformer was correct in giving WarZ a positive review

I am not completely disappointed with Game Informer now.

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