Blatant Lies

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When Activision goes under I'm going to buy the rights to Crash Bandicoot and then give him to Sega so that can release game after game like they used to do with Sonic and ruin him for ever.

My new editor didn't arrive in the male, and neither did my copy of OoT Gamecube edition.

My RAM won't ever show up. It is a downgrade.

Everything is fine.

This place is falling together.

My mother knows everything there is to know about computers.
She's yelling at me because I can't install her phone onto the computer because I lack the software and necessary drivers. Plus the Install Wizard asked for a Floppy Disc! Shows how old the desktop is. >.>

I haven't been sick as a dog for the past week or so.

I didn't get my Landmark badge yet...

I don't have to write a speech that is due by Monday. >.<

Just steal one of Hitler's.

It doesn't have to be about me.

If that's the case do you want to borrow my twelve part book I penned called ode to the ballad of why I'm so great.

All you have to do is change the name on it.

AwesomeExpress:
I didn't get my Landmark badge yet...

What a failure! No congratulations are needed.

The more landmarks the worse I say.

You wrangled all the hamsters!

I not surprised at how well I did on this week's quiz.
I expected to only get two, but got six right. Hooray for lucky guessing!

I don't feel like puking right now.

My RP on the Escapist isn't down to two players. D:

Neronium:
I don't feel like puking right now.

That's great news! D:

I don't want to stay in bed

YouTube isn't being extra stupid for me right now.

Redlin5:
My RP on the Escapist isn't down to two players. D:

I'm not wondering what your RP was about.

Fijiman:
YouTube isn't being extra stupid for me right now.

Redlin5:
My RP on the Escapist isn't down to two players. D:

I'm not wondering what your RP was about.

My RP is not about Team Rocket.

The thread is lost and no one is welcome to join.

I'm not giving the computer a virus scan as http://www.explosm.net/comics/3070/ was listed as an attack site.

I post here all the time.

No one wants you here.
Also, your user name sucks.

I'm not going to sleep now.

I love my Mac.

I'm not going to buy a Mac soonish, I also did not change my avatar.

Smurf's new avatar is making me d'aww more than his last one. >.<

Also, I don't want to go home.

I'm not looking for work

Not still coughing alot today, it isn't gross at all.

my post count is over 9000

Redlin5:

Fijiman:
YouTube isn't being extra stupid for me right now.

Redlin5:
My RP on the Escapist isn't down to two players. D:

I'm not wondering what your RP was about.

My RP is not about Team Rocket.

The thread is lost and no one is welcome to join.

I know everything there is to know about Red Rocket.

I'm not playing an awesome game right now.

9gag is win.

I am not getting over an enjoyable bout of food poisoning.

I'm not feeling a lot better now.

Troublesome Lagomorph:
9gag is win.

It has gotten so much more funnier.

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