Blatant Lies

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I didn't randomly go through forum games for fun.

I won't have a fight with my stupid neighbour today.

Your neighbour is secretly working for me.

I didn't go to band tonight. I totally didn't play a part of the soundtrack from Gettysburg.

@Red: You should get the band to cover Raining blood by slayer. It sounds great on the saxophone.

I did not just sneeze on my computer screen...

And there wasn't a repeat of said sneezing.

This is not a double post. :/

I will report you for this!

I reported myself!

EDIT: The exclamation mark does not look funny to me next to the "f".

The Mods will kindly return your innocence if you ask them nicely.

Funerals are better when you rock out with your cock out.

Dr.Susse:
Funerals are better when you rock out with your cock out.

This did not make me laugh out loud in the office, which is not at odds with my otherwise grumpy mood this morning.

Teoes:

Dr.Susse:
Funerals are better when you rock out with your cock out.

This did not make me laugh out loud in the office, which is not at odds with my otherwise grumpy mood this morning.

Yay for same timezones!!!

I collect garden gnomes and make gnome porn.

I dress hobos as clowns and make them fight to the death.

I haven't just ended up with strange stains on my trousers.

Evil Smurf:
I collect garden gnomes and make gnome porn.

Big fan of your work.

I have left my bed today

I'm not wondering what should I do today.

I am not featured in the community spotlight!

Don't check it out!
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/7.405639-Community-Spotlight-TizzytheTormentor

TizzytheTormentor:
I am not featured in the community spotlight!

Don't check it out!
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/7.405639-Community-Spotlight-TizzytheTormentor

Congrats man!

The computer fairies didn't visit me. ^.^

I hope it snows today.

I do not find GTA IV commercials to be hilarious!

I am not irrationally jealous of Tizzy's badges.

I hate watching professional gaming, especially fighting games.

kailus13:
I am not irrationally jealous of Tizzy's badges.

That isn't why I have them as my top 5, I hate making people envious!

Also, I am not addicted to listening to this...
http://images.wikia.com/gtawiki/images/1/12/Pisswasser_Radio_Ad.ogg

I do not think Tizzy is unhealthily obsessed with GTA.

If you're a fan of hour long instrumental prog rock you should listen to this band called Ke$ha. They're pretty underground.

I need a drink. I hate difficult games.

TizzytheTormentor:
I do not find GTA IV commercials to be hilarious!

I hate Streets of SimCity ads. They weren't the first in game joke ads I ever heard.

Also I ignored your spotlight.

I hate twitter

YouTube is working properly right now.
Why are you having so much trouble buffering a simple video, damn it?!

I did not buy tickets to Oz Comic Con.

I didn't know what was in that spoiler.

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