Blatant Lies

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I am addicted to Adventure Time, and have definitely seen more than one episode because I get the point behind it.

I've never watched a single episode of Adventure Time.

Lumpy Space Princess isn't the best part of the whole show.

New york should go back to being called New Amsterdam.

Dr.Susse:
New york should go back to being called New Amsterdam.

No! Super Finland is what it should be called.

Agreed!

Now to find and cook a puppy.

I'm not idling in Minecraft right now.

Creepers everywhere!

I have not received about 20 emails from Microsoft today alone. I read them all

Microsoft is what my toys are called.

I'm not grounded again.

I do not use Internet Explorer.

I didn't just win a $5 bet with my dad, the joy of the win hasn't caused me to drink.

I get my money for nothing and my chicks for free

Could you move that microwave oven?

I hate to say it but the microwave is a lie

TopazFusion:
I'm not incredibly jealous of staika's rainbow badge.

I totally don't have that badge. <.<

OT: I didn't work 14 hours in a row. I feel excellent and ready to get to work tomorrow!

I like work, especially working Saturday. That is my favorite time to work of all time.

You have not been posting. You're a communist.

Dammit how didn't you know!? This will take extreme measures to correct

I did not write a poem

The Penguins will rule us all!
Seriously, it's whack as crack,
these penguin motherfuckers will stab your back,
they'll take your phone,
take your keys,
and fill your car with killer bees.

Think about this when you feed these fiends,
because playing with beaks is playing freaks,
run away,
hide,
now you'll be safe.
Oh shit they're coming!
I'm dead indeed.

Truly beautiful, it brings a tear to my eye.

staika:
Truly beautiful, it brings a tear to my eye.

I'm not hoping you are following the thread's rules.

Evil Smurf:

staika:
Truly beautiful, it brings a tear to my eye.

I'm not hoping you are following the thread's rules.

I am sure to never follow any rules, it is a saying I keep in a plaque above my bed.

staika:

Evil Smurf:

staika:
Truly beautiful, it brings a tear to my eye.

I'm not hoping you are following the thread's rules.

I am sure to never follow any rules, it is a saying I keep in a plaque above my bed.

:D Wooooo!

I write poems all the time, I am incredibly skilled at it. I think I won't stick to full length stories, those at least I am pretty bad at.

staika:
I write poems all the time, I am incredibly skilled at it. I think I won't stick to full length stories, those at least I am pretty bad at.

I love writing.

Evil Smurf:

staika:
I write poems all the time, I am incredibly skilled at it. I think I won't stick to full length stories, those at least I am pretty bad at.

I love writing.

I hate it, It's not a way to pass the time. It's not something that you either like or dislike.

staika:

Evil Smurf:

staika:
I write poems all the time, I am incredibly skilled at it. I think I won't stick to full length stories, those at least I am pretty bad at.

I love writing.

I hate it, It's not a way to pass the time. It's not something that you either like or dislike.

I enjoy writing because I am good at it.

Evil Smurf:

staika:

Evil Smurf:
I love writing.

I hate it, It's not a way to pass the time. It's not something that you either like or dislike.

I enjoy writing because I am good at it.

I am not pretty good at it, my incredibly long attention span helps a whole lot.

staika:

Evil Smurf:

staika:

I hate it, It's not a way to pass the time. It's not something that you either like or dislike.

I enjoy writing because I am good at it.

I am not pretty good at it, my incredibly long attention span helps a whole lot.

My BA in communication is not about writing.

Evil Smurf:

staika:

Evil Smurf:
I enjoy writing because I am good at it.

I am not pretty good at it, my incredibly long attention span helps a whole lot.

My BA in communication is not about writing.

I have taken an English class since I've graduated high school. I was really good at english too. I did not actually learn proper grammar from here.

Random people quoting me to tell me my avatar is awesome pisses me off. I don't have to update my avatar with new deaths soon.

Vodka should not be in the avatar.

*doesn't write that down*

I don't need moar, maybe I won't make it a community thing....

staika:
Random people quoting me to tell me my avatar is awesome pisses me off. I don't have to update my avatar with new deaths soon.

It's going to be easy to replace my avatar. Currently it is not really cute.

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