Blatant Lies

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Especially a strong cheese.

I did not find a Pokemon game that had been lost for over a year. This sucks.

I'm not going to miss hanging out with you, Redlin5. Not at all.

That's good cause you were awful and smelled funny.

I'm not having a beer and a Parma.

I wasn't having a bit of trouble with the Escapist a few minutes ago.

My screen is not spinning.

I'm not going to an amusement park tomorrow.

I didn't make a mixed cd for the ride there.

Rooster893:
I'm not going to an amusement park tomorrow.

I didn't make a mixed cd for the ride there.

I'm not asking why you don't plug your phone into the stereo.

I have no eyebrows

Evil Smurf:
I'm not having a beer and a Parma.

The worst of pub foods.

I didn't actually wake up this morning. That makes sense, seeing as I had about 4 hours of sleep. ^.^

I didn't get a massive hangover from my cousin's wedding last week

Kitsune Hunter:
I didn't get a massive hangover from my cousin's wedding last week

Thanks to my genetics, I get hungover.

I am home! I am actually not in Reykjavík!(It is not the capital city of Iceland)

I still believe that New York is the capital of America

I'm not going to a lake for camping immediately after this post. That would be a horrible waste of my last weekend in Saskatchewan.

I love camping, bugs, no power and drop toilets make me happy.

That must be how they do barbeques in the Bush

I wasn't up until 3:30 last night and it didn't take me another hour to get to sleep.

The Injustice League isn't the greatest group of supervillains ever.

I don't like Blue Moon Ice cream.

Dr. Susse who shares the pub club whiskey and lets me ride the hovercraft.

I like to pee on the floor of my bathroom

I hate the Legend of Zelda.

Hero of Lime:
I hate the Legend of Zelda.

I know right? It's horrible! One of the worst series ever! Everything from the main character and stupid hat, to those horribly bland dungeons temples and towns.

Just look at wind waker and those retarded graphics!

...I don't need to lie down, and that wasn't physically painful to type.

Attack on Titan is the worst anime to come out in recent years

I had a horrible time yesterday. I didn't get sunburnt.

Atypical Australian weather.

I am not incredibly bored right now, I have tons of things to do at the moment.

I am not replaying the story line for Mortal Kombat 9.

I didn't have a really good time at the Saskatchewan Roughrider game today. It wasn't a good decision.

*Drinks all of the pubclub whiskey*

Sometimes I believe Wrestling is real

I like the 90 degree weather where I am, sleeping comfortably is so overrated.

People should totally get naked in public

I just got married today!

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