Blatant Lies

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I didn't wake up at 8 this morning an then didn't fall right back to sleep until 11:30. l(

That doesn't make me happy.

I didn't reach 264 on the Youtube repeat counter in one night, I don't think I am obsessed with this song.

My mother did not buy me a copy of Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3. I was not ecstatic.

I am awesome at fighting games. I do not mash buttons hopelessly.

I did not dream about my classmates.

My friend cannot play chess. He's a disgrace to our team and all that it stands for.

I play chess well.

I am also great at chess. I did not sacrifice my king to take out a pawn at one point because I was bored.

MetaKnight670:
I am also great at chess. I did not sacrifice my king to take out a pawn at one point because I was bored.

The spirit of LEEEEEEEROY JEEEEENKINS!

I'm not going to bed soon.

I'm not at the bar.

New Daft Punk is terrible.

Pop it like para!

I understand the previous poster perfectly

Understand it and devote a religion to it.

I am here to liberate you from your oppressors

Tunnel snakes definitely do not rule.

I do not have a delicious slice of chocolate cake to finish off my lunch.

I don't have a new tattoo.

The new tattoo I don't have isn't currently sore.

pics or it happened.

I am not eating delicious jelly.

I am not pre-ordering Persona 4 Arena (without lots of goodies) and Shin Megami Tensei IV (also without lots of goodies)

Shin Megami Tensei is one of those series that just suck.

I did not introduce some friends to favourite YouTube videos.

I have never lost myself staring at Evil Smurfs avatar.

That fact means it is easy to replace it.

People are always hypnotized by my avatar.

I am very happy that my home ec teacher is not giving me a chance to improve my grades, as they are not keeping me from being able to play my games.

I did not make my first ever thread tonight, and I expect it to do really well!

I'm not recommending you all play a game called don't starve.

I am the golden calf!
Worship me!

My avatar is showing up...

My evil pan has worked!

It has been slow going here. Yup, been doing nothing at all...

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