Blatant Lies

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Evil Smurf:


Evil Smurf:
fap hard

Definitely an option.

Always an option. Do it at the pub, uni, work or church.

Seems legit.

I don't have a strong fetish for something that may get me in serious trouble. Nope, I don't!

I never use Internet Explorer. It never stops working for no reason.

I feel a lot better today.

The inclusion of micro-transactions in games is in no shape or form related to the money it makes the company.

I'm not playing Digimon Digital Card Battle on a PSX emulator. It's not nearly as awesome as I remember it being.

I did not just wander into R&P, even though I know better

I don't keep pressing the red button.

Rain drops keep falling on my head

The vomit has stopped! D:

My back is not killing me right now.

My backne doesn't itch.

Why pamper life's complexity
When the leather runs smooth
On the passenger seat ?

I can definitely afford all of the things that I want, and I can get a job.

He's not FirstToStrike.

I never changed his name. Also Beer is not great in the morning.

@Evil: Beer-ial is what I choose to start my day with.

Drinkers disgust me, and I don't drink myself.

I did not have sex with that woman.

I am wonderful to talk to! :D

I'm Bill Clinton

I am actually Vault101, just skipped the ban.

I'm not uploading a video to YouTube. Australian upload speeds are great!

I'm not contemplating on whether or not to take this week's quiz. This isn't due to the fact that I haven't played the new Bioshock game.

I didn't puke at work today. Therefore, I am not home.

I didn't like this week's quiz on the Escapist at all.

pyramid head grape:
I am wonderful to talk to! :D

I think you suck.

It's crappy looking outside today.

I absolutely love how my dad seems to be able to call me in the middle of a game every fucking time. Specifically not when I getting shot at. >8(

I can stop burping... D:<

I'm not wondering what should I do today.

I am thinking that I will definitely buy Bioshock Infinte soon.

I am thinking that I will definitely buy Bioshock Infinte soon.

I won't

I am buying all the new releases!

I always buy my games new!

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