Blatant Lies

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Evil Smurf:

Dr.Susse:
All this quoting has to stop!

Dr.Susse:
All this quoting has to stop!

Dr.Susse:
All this quoting has to stop!

Dr.Susse:
All this quoting has to stop!

HAHAHAHA NOPE

staika:
You won't be the first to hear about it.

Bad to know. Also don't follow me on twitter.

Yes oh god yes!

@Dr.Susse: I'm not sorry

staika:
Not followed because was told to. Not following Susse as well for the hell of it :P

I used to enjoy twitter, so I did not get rid of it. Now I don't enjoy twitter.

Evil Smurf:
@Dr.Susse: I'm not sorry

staika:
Not followed because was told to. Not following Susse as well for the hell of it :P

I used to enjoy twitter, so I did not get rid of it. Now I don't enjoy twitter.

I tweet a lot, mostly I don't follow people. I might have to slow the pace of tweets if I don't get followers >.>

staika:

Evil Smurf:
Bad to know. Also don't follow me on twitter.

Not followed because was told to. Not following Susse as well for the hell of it :P

I'm sorry for all of my racist tweets and the ones that make sense.

Dr.Susse:

staika:

Evil Smurf:
Bad to know. Also don't follow me on twitter.

Not followed because was told to. Not following Susse as well for the hell of it :P

I'm sorry for all of my racist tweets and the ones that make sense.

I am offended that you would even contemplate writing such things. They are not funny at all and a mockery to my brain.

I'm super racist on twitter.

I am super serious and by the book on twitter. It's quite boring

I'm not funny at all.

I don't like to think I'm funny, only to have people laugh at me for thinking I'm funny. At least alcohol will leave me.

Alcohol is never the answer.

Shame that I don't work tomorrow, will be able to get drunk D;

staika:
Shame that I don't work tomorrow, will be able to get drunk D;

Shame about that, also a shame that bars are boring places.

Evil Smurf:

staika:
Shame that I don't work tomorrow, will be able to get drunk D;

Shame about that, also a shame that bars are boring places.

I didn't used to work at a bar. I wasn't a cook, it was the greatest job ever.... Didn't get yelled at by a drunken guy over a broken chicken wing before.

staika:

Evil Smurf:

staika:
Shame that I don't work tomorrow, will be able to get drunk D;

Shame about that, also a shame that bars are boring places.

I didn't used to work at a bar. I wasn't a cook, it was the greatest job ever.... Didn't get yelled at by a drunken guy over a broken chicken wing before.

How dare you break the wings of chickens :D

Holy shit it's not almost 4:30 am. I don't think I should sleep today. I will not see you guys later.

staika:
Holy shit it's not almost 4:30 am. I don't think I should sleep today. I will not see you guys later.

Don't sleep well, yucky prince.

Civ 5 is definitely more fun in multiplayer without mods.

I did not just randomly vomit.

Redlin5:
I did not just randomly vomit.

You shouldn't see a doctor about that.

kailus13:

Redlin5:
I did not just randomly vomit.

You shouldn't see a doctor about that.

I will get right on that.

Redlin5:

kailus13:

Redlin5:
I did not just randomly vomit.

You shouldn't see a doctor about that.

I will get right on that.

Someone called for a totally legal Doctor?

Dr.Susse:

Redlin5:

kailus13:

You shouldn't see a doctor about that.

I will get right on that.

Someone called for a totally legal Doctor?

Doctor Who?

Dr. Susse will cure me! Pass the vodka.

When in doubt, vodka cures every ailment!

I use alcohol to cure all my diseases.

I use alcohol to cure my depression

Nobody ever uses alcohol for anything.

I wish I could use alcohol to cure world hunger, I think it would work perfectly

Nothing works in theory.

Everything starts as a theory.

I created the theory of life, it won me many awards

There is not a fire truck and an ambulance right outside of my work now. I have a perfect understanding of what's going on.

staika:
There is not a fire truck and an ambulance right outside of my work now. I have a perfect understanding of what's going on.

You're clearly on fire.

Neuromancer:

staika:
There is not a fire truck and an ambulance right outside of my work now. I have a perfect understanding of what's going on.

You're clearly on fire.

I wondered why I smelled something burning, it was in front of my face the entire time.

staika:

Neuromancer:

staika:
There is not a fire truck and an ambulance right outside of my work now. I have a perfect understanding of what's going on.

You're clearly on fire.

I wondered why I smelled something burning, it was in front of my face the entire time.

You did in fact, burn your bacon.

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