Blatant Lies

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Evil Smurf:
HOT SPORKS, HOT SPORKS, GET YOUR HOT SPORKS HERE!

I need a hot spork for my pork! It needs to handle extreme torque.

Barbas:

Evil Smurf:
HOT SPORKS, HOT SPORKS, GET YOUR HOT SPORKS HERE!

I need a hot spork for my pork! It needs to handle extreme torque.

Let me talk about torque, let me talk about spork, let hot spork talk about torque. Hot spork can torque, extremely sporkly.

$4.99 a pair or $3 for ten.

Evil Smurf:

Barbas:

Evil Smurf:
HOT SPORKS, HOT SPORKS, GET YOUR HOT SPORKS HERE!

I need a hot spork for my pork! It needs to handle extreme torque.

Let me talk about torque, let me talk about spork, let hot spork talk about torque. Hot spork can torque, extremely sporkly.

$4.99 a pair or $3 for ten.

That's a bargain and I'd be a moron not to buy! SOLD!

I will take twenty, please - I have some rather torquy pork.

I did not just waste my 1000th post on a niche thread in the Off-Topic Discussion section...

I do not laugh at your waste of a post.

I control flows of water with my knees.

I have a rocket-deflecting umbrella.

I have an umbrella-deflecting rocket...

My umbrella has been classified as a weapon of mass destruction by the US government. The invasion will start this Friday. I may have a pool of oil underneath my house.

Umbrella have been voted the best employers in the United States for the fourteenth year running.

Obama is a communist, Nazi, Jew 420 blaze it

Evil Smurf:
Obama is a communist, Nazi, Jew 420 blaze it

I once was baked and now I see!

Barbas:

Evil Smurf:
Obama is a communist, Nazi, Jew 420 blaze it

I once was baked and now I see!

WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA?

I'm a gun-totin', freedom-lovin', hardcore MURICAN. That's what the M stands for in my Avatar. Murica.

I am a haiku-making, tradition-abiding, anime-loving Japanese business man...
What business do I work at, you say? The "None of Your" business...
(Over 60 years and still working...)

Swan on soft leaves of grass
bring damp on setting sun
This is a haiku.

I love marmalade more than anything in the world.

@Susse 's name makes no sense contextually.

While we're on the subject, @Susse 's avatar is some seriously hot wood.

@Susse 's avatar's make-up is seriously turning me on

Nobody can attractively disguise a fence like @Dr.Susse can.

Why does @Susse look exactly like @Dr.Susse?
It's confusing the hell out of me...
MAKE IT STOP!!

I will stop right now.

@Susse @Susse @Susse @Susse @Susse @Susse @Susse @Susse @Susse

@Susse can fire lightning from his arse, so you all had better watch out. Straight up.

Today has been a great day. I hope to experience it again.

I don't know if I started a haiku semi-takeover in one of the threads I've been posting in or not...
(Just want to clear that one up...)

@FPLOON 's post has cleared everything up for me. The blatancy of his lies was easy to understand.

I have no idea what @Living_Brain is talking about...

I have a bunch of stuff to sell. Pumps mostly.

I skipped breakfast today.

I've been hallucinating this whole time...

I am but a figment of FPLOON's imagination.

Figments are almost as delicious as dates.

That's want your mum said, OOOoooo!

^

Your Mum is my favourite.

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