Blatant Lies

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I did not introduce some friends to favourite YouTube videos.

I have never lost myself staring at Evil Smurfs avatar.

That fact means it is easy to replace it.

People are always hypnotized by my avatar.

I am very happy that my home ec teacher is not giving me a chance to improve my grades, as they are not keeping me from being able to play my games.

I did not make my first ever thread tonight, and I expect it to do really well!

I'm not recommending you all play a game called don't starve.

I am the golden calf!
Worship me!

My avatar is showing up...

My evil pan has worked!

It has been slow going here. Yup, been doing nothing at all...

I'm not wide awake at all.

Parks and Recreation is a terrible show.

I never tell a lie, ever!

I did not just buy an iphone 5.

I own at least one apple product.

I have all the apple products.

I don't mostly own products

I own people

I'm not in Pub Club now.
It doesn't feel weird.

You have joined a secret society. Two weeks from now we come and install the goat into your home.

I've already programmed the bomb to detonate.

Neronium:
I'm not in Pub Club now.
It doesn't feel weird.

I believe the only posters worth talking to are pubclub, we have more money and as such are more refined.

I totally bought this membership too...>.>
XD

This has now become a post funny pictures of dogs thread!
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I didn't just realize that I'm going to have to miss the end of Doctor Who in order to pick up my dad.
FUUUUUCK!

Fijiman:
I didn't just realize that I'm going to have to miss the end of Doctor Who in order to pick up my dad.
FUUUUUCK!

It's not on the internet

Evil Smurf:
It's not on the internet

I don't know that. It makes it less annoying though.

I've given up on Dr.Who.
It's just lost its charm.

That dog does not appear to have attained enlightenment.

I didn't go to a pub with my Dad for the first time ever today. Was boring.

Quiet beers are never welcome.

It wasn't because we had an amazing Brass concert tonight.

I'm super gay everyone.

IFC Yipes is the worst guy ever.

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