Blatant Lies

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I had a horrible day.

Good news everyone!

...

I do not feel a lot better today.

I'm not physically better. I'm mentally better. <.<

I'm mentally better too. ^.^

I'm glad everyone is doing well.

I'm not choking on someone's horrific perfume again today.

I'm gonna choke someone if I don't get my merchandise soon.

I've received my DesertBus merch. It's only taken months.

I don't find Evil Smurf's avatar adorable.

I don't find yours adorable.

I didn't wake up at 8 this morning an then didn't fall right back to sleep until 11:30. l(

That doesn't make me happy.

I didn't reach 264 on the Youtube repeat counter in one night, I don't think I am obsessed with this song.

My mother did not buy me a copy of Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3. I was not ecstatic.

I am awesome at fighting games. I do not mash buttons hopelessly.

I did not dream about my classmates.

My friend cannot play chess. He's a disgrace to our team and all that it stands for.

I play chess well.

I am also great at chess. I did not sacrifice my king to take out a pawn at one point because I was bored.

MetaKnight670:
I am also great at chess. I did not sacrifice my king to take out a pawn at one point because I was bored.

The spirit of LEEEEEEEROY JEEEEENKINS!

I'm not going to bed soon.

I'm not at the bar.

New Daft Punk is terrible.

Pop it like para!

I understand the previous poster perfectly

Understand it and devote a religion to it.

I am here to liberate you from your oppressors

Tunnel snakes definitely do not rule.

I do not have a delicious slice of chocolate cake to finish off my lunch.

I don't have a new tattoo.

The new tattoo I don't have isn't currently sore.

pics or it happened.

I am not eating delicious jelly.

I am not pre-ordering Persona 4 Arena (without lots of goodies) and Shin Megami Tensei IV (also without lots of goodies)

Shin Megami Tensei is one of those series that just suck.

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