Blatant Lies

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I use alcohol to cure all my diseases.

I use alcohol to cure my depression

Nobody ever uses alcohol for anything.

I wish I could use alcohol to cure world hunger, I think it would work perfectly

Nothing works in theory.

Everything starts as a theory.

I created the theory of life, it won me many awards

There is not a fire truck and an ambulance right outside of my work now. I have a perfect understanding of what's going on.

staika:
There is not a fire truck and an ambulance right outside of my work now. I have a perfect understanding of what's going on.

You're clearly on fire.

Neuromancer:

staika:
There is not a fire truck and an ambulance right outside of my work now. I have a perfect understanding of what's going on.

You're clearly on fire.

I wondered why I smelled something burning, it was in front of my face the entire time.

staika:

Neuromancer:

staika:
There is not a fire truck and an ambulance right outside of my work now. I have a perfect understanding of what's going on.

You're clearly on fire.

I wondered why I smelled something burning, it was in front of my face the entire time.

You did in fact, burn your bacon.

King Kazma:

staika:

Neuromancer:

You're clearly on fire.

I wondered why I smelled something burning, it was in front of my face the entire time.

You did in fact, burn your bacon.

O.O NOT THE BACON!!!!

I have watched Game of Thrones. The box set of season 1 hasn't been left unopened for a week.

staika:

King Kazma:

staika:

I wondered why I smelled something burning, it was in front of my face the entire time.

You did in fact, burn your bacon.

O.O NOT THE BACON!!!!

I like bacon.

Evil Smurf:

staika:

King Kazma:

You did in fact, burn your bacon.

O.O NOT THE BACON!!!!

I like bacon.

As do I, I love the stuff!

I am not going to be forum gaming again!

This town aint big enough for the two of us

You, you and me, carpark, 5 minutes. YOU'RE GOING DOWN, TO PAIN TOWN.

Bring it on! I will destroy you both with my fish saber.

I'm not gonna try to post more again.

We're dragging you into our fight now, PREPARE THYSELF!

Nero did not get pub club!

I don't hate the job I've just signed up for. I'm keeping it.

I didn't come home to cheer up with my nephew and niece. We didn't use their 3DS to make silly videos.

TizzytheTormentor:
Nero did not get pub club!

Doc didn't gift it to me about a week ago. XD

The 3DS is never a good way to help you cheer up.

I hope you feel like shit redlin, I won't be here to amuse you forever.

Neronium:

TizzytheTormentor:
Nero did not get pub club!

Doc didn't gift it to me about a week ago. XD

The 3DS is never a good way to help you cheer up.

As in Dr Susse?

Also, 3DS makes me sad because the games suck.

Also, this didn't make me think of Nero!
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I am not tempted to use that as my new avatar at all. O.O
Also, no Doc is not Dr. Susse

I don't want to know who is!

Who has an army of cats and is'n't afraid to let loose? This guy.

I am not ready for bed.

He doesn't even row.

I am not waiting for my food to finish cooking, I am not starving D:

Also if it isn't my old nemesis grape, what're you doin here?

Soberly posting references! :D

cap: duck season... RABBIT SEASON!

Is that so, looks like I'll have to sober up now.
*doesn't grab bottle of kraken*

It's not time to release the kraken!

MOMMY NO, NOT THAT GUY!

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