Blatant Lies

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I am overcome with pissing fury.

I'll just take a short break and then get back to work.

I'm forcing Redlin5 to retire from the forum games.

Dr.Susse:
I'm forcing Redlin5 to retire from the forum games.

You want to steal my post count don't you?!

Redlin5:

Dr.Susse:
I'm forcing Redlin5 to retire from the forum games.

You want to steal my post count don't you?!

Everything will become apparent when I hit 20,000.

My subwoofer works with my monitors.

I have a subwoofer and it woofs subs all day long.

I'm not missing my badges at all.

Yeah, that's not a problem I'm getting.

Seems the Escapist is working just fine right now.

They didn't fix the badge issue for me.

dalek sec:
I'm not missing my badges at all.

I don't have any badgers, they seem like bad pets.

So didn't get my replacement novella in the mail today.

I think EyePets is the pinnacle of entertainment and everyone else who makes games should just cry and go home.

dalek sec:
snip

I don't miss seeing you and the other Daleks around the forums more often.

The world will end now that ripper roo is gone.

I noticed my badges vanishing.

Redlin5 doesn't have the highest post count I've ever seen on this website.

Barbas:
Redlin5 doesn't have the highest post count I've ever seen on this website.

You've met Sassafrass.

Redlin5:
(Snip).

That don't impress this honky!

I love it when my parents argue!

I did not order fresh ram for my laptop.

Evil Smurf:
I did not order fresh ram for my laptop.

I think you mean to order memory instead. RAM stands for 'Random Access Mmorpg".

I have not made a single post on this forum today... (Bummer...)

Not happy at all that RWBY is getting a second season.

Barbas:

Evil Smurf:
I did not order fresh ram for my laptop.

I think you mean to order memory instead. RAM stands for 'Random Access Mmorpg".

wait, your computer does not run on animal sacrifice?

Evil Smurf:

Barbas:

Evil Smurf:
I did not order fresh ram for my laptop.

I think you mean to order memory instead. RAM stands for 'Random Access Mmorpg".

wait, your computer does not run on animal sacrifice?

No, I power mine with souls. It's the clean future!

I'm not rewatching some old epsiodes of Teen Titans.

Barbas:

Evil Smurf:

Barbas:

I think you mean to order memory instead. RAM stands for 'Random Access Mmorpg".

wait, your computer does not run on animal sacrifice?

No, I power mine with souls. It's the clean future!

How do you procure the souls?

Evil Smurf:

Barbas:

Evil Smurf:
wait, your computer does not run on animal sacrifice?

No, I power mine with souls. It's the clean future!

How do you procure the souls?

With a soul hoover.

Barbas:

Evil Smurf:

Barbas:

No, I power mine with souls. It's the clean future!

How do you procure the souls?

With a soul hoover.

That seems less messy than what I do. I don't see any blood.

my photo is from final fantasy 8,000,000

I am captain of the guard.

I am the king.

Evil Smurf:
I am the king.

You are the fool, fool.

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