Blatant Lies

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I don't have uni today

I did not attend opening game day with the football team today.

I sure wish it was still frigidly cold outside, I really loved that.

I don't want Injustice: Gods Among Us.

I don't miss the snow.

I can have alcohol.

I'm not looking forward to the next NFL season.

I haven't been slowly revising before my exams.

Taking a really long pee is never satisfying or a little funny when you can't believe that you're still going.

I've never done sudoku puzzles while taking a crap.

I want to go to work tomorrow.

Blow if off and take up busking.

Has been productive this morning.

Has never stayed up all night playing videogames.

Nobody has Kailus, it is not a sane thing to do.

I can afford to drink this week.

Totally thinks a mod should be advocating illegal things.

My desertbus prize will not need to be re sent

I don't want to play Injustice: Gods Among Us as it looks like it sucks. I don't want to play as The Flash, Harley Quinn and Nightwing. Nope, not at all.

Nightcrawler is not the best.

wasn't recording an LP with fraps set to record at 1 fps on accident ._.

I'm not at the mall with my brother while he looks for a pair of pants to buy.

I shouldn't be asleep at this time.

We've got Thirty miles to Chicago, half a pack of cigarettes, a full tank of gas, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

I'm on a mission from God.

You can't be stopped.

The april fools day music I'm listening to is awesome!

My home internet works. This pleases me.

My home internet is the worst. LET IT BURN.

I want to go home now. :/

I'm not excited to get my phone.

Prank call ASIO with it.

I didn't change my avatar.

I know what that is from.

Also home net situation has failed. No more posts from now on.

I've never been ninja'd *hisses at Redlin*

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