Blatant Lies

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We are a happy landfill!

I hate Tybalt Leftpaw!

Pizza is gross

I can't stand orange juice.

Rainbow's the Spy!

I don't have a bad headache.

I seriously need to eat more potato cakes.

Dutch is a beautiful language.

That new car is mine!

I own a car

no one noticed I was gone.

^I do concur...

The following link didn't make me laugh at all:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gj5RmgpTwkg

He was a bad King Lou.

Everybody should not watch the Ratchet & Clank movie...

The American Civil War was fought entirely by automatons.

World War One is also considered by experts to be the first war in which large foam noodles were not present at all times.

Today I learned where the best part of the duck is.

Blame the night manager for my stabbing...

The rake would be the wise choice, sir.

I was sent here from the past to future the present to become the past again!

I can see the thread with mine eyes.

I just got here!

Belly button piercings are a delightful concept.

So are eyelid piercings.

I take pictures of food.

*took a picture of the comment below me*

I 'ate this pl?ce.

My family name is Wilhelmus.

I can see the future!

I can lick the past.

Everyone should vote for Donald Trump. He will be a truly great President.

Fijiman:
Everyone should vote for Donald Trump. He will be a truly great President.

He will make ziggurats grand again.

I am so not thinking of idea's for this years "Armies on Parade" once again.

I'm just going down the coast now for a massive pie-off.

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