Blatant Lies

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I'm back on track.

I don't have that forum games itch...

I got a itch in my eyebrow.

<----Party Legend!

I lost three games of tanks in a row yesterday evening.

I sent you a friend request off PSN...

I got my PSN yesterday!

These forums would be so much better without barbas.

I told you so!

I feel this odd compulsion to cover the entire refrigerator with magnets.

I sub 4 subs...

I dub 4 flubs.

I'm back baby!

The Susse is Lusse!

Dr.Susse:
I'm back baby!

I just had a crack baby.

I have pants for days.

Barbas:

Dr.Susse:
I'm back baby!

I just had a crack baby.

I just sold a baby for crack baby!

FPLOON:
The Susse is Lusse!

And he's a little bit raw!

I am not wearing pants.

Drake the Dragonheart:
I am not wearing pants.

Yes, I can see that.

Lag makes games work well.

And what better game is there than one that refuses to work without an Internet connection?

I could really go for some falling down stairs.

I love not having power. I gives you so many options. Also, I hope my car isn't ready to pick up before work today, because otherwise I won't have to wait till monday to get it.

This alarm clock looks tasty.

I love it when I finally get to use my ultimate and immediately get killed by some bitch. Equally awesome is when I get to use my ult l, but it doesn't do jack shit because reasons.

I don't have to PM a mod soon.

Oh, that lie was very blatant.

BuildsLegos:
Oh, that lie was very blatant.

I own this thread, I am its King.

I miss royalty, what a good system.

I'm not gonna go to bed now.

I spent several minutes earlier shoving an arm-load of thistles into a trash-bag and not a single one stuck to me.

I'm not tired.

There must be some reason for the presence of a naked man with a jar of honey yelling at the subway staff.

There is: He's asking if they'll add the honey to the foot-long that he purchased...from the conductor.

The conductor's busy buttering up the diodes.

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