Blatant Lies

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I can't believe it's not Bologna.

There's a snake in my boot.

It's such a shame lions are going extinct, the world really needs incestuous child-murderers.

I love my job.

Jennifer Aniston lives on my street.

My head is full of dreams that are reality.

Nothing about Horizon Zero Dawn appeals to me what-so-ever.

That new Battlefront looked great.

I am made of butter.

I love Pokemon saying their names.

You know what's even better? Sailor Moon, Digimon, and the like using stock-footage transformations.

My pants are made of tornadoes.

I love incest.

After undertaking the pilgrimage you have to the fit square pegs in round holes.

I'd rather spend a year in the Raven's Cry universe.

Your clothes are red.

Dragons are lame.

Argonians are sooper ghey.

But Barbas, it makes so much sense that they'd have boobs!

I want to have and raise their slippy, slidey egg-babies.

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Watching the protagonist murder dozens of children was so emotional.

BuildsLegos:
Watching the protagonist murder dozens of children was so emotional.

Dense as it was, I felt that there could have been so much more going on in each frame.

Argonian females having mammaries makes perfect sense. Because of course reptiles have boobs.

I think it was Ultradeth who complimented me for unoriginal posting in this forum.

I'm having a great year!

Cyrodiil does not call to me still.

Mat-Pat couldn't speak his way out of a wet paper bag.

Gotta go fast.

Barbas is a mod now?
Finally Furburt and maxthereaper can return!!!

I miss them.

Dr.Susse:
Barbas is a mod now?
Finally Furburt and maxthereaper can return!!!

Dr. Susse has returned? Great, now at last I can tell him how I really feel about him!

...

I have unrequited love for him.

Telling children to accept strange edibles from strange people, what a wonderful guy!

Redlin5:

Dr.Susse:
Barbas is a mod now?
Finally Furburt and maxthereaper can return!!!

Dr. Susse has returned? Great, now at last I can tell him how I really feel about him!

...

I have unrequited love for him.

I'm gonna be around so much!

Dr.Susse:
I'm gonna be around so much!

That's great, because there are so many Australians in my life!

I know exactly what to do right now.

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