Blatant Lies

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I can make you ass whistle!

I'd do that.

The following is not a badass song at all:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjIVkl34Vig

The Blue Angles don't make a whole lot of noise.

I visit this place regularly.

I don't know you!

I am invincible.

The Hodor "twist" in Game of Thrones was great...

It is Tuesday.

I love consistently being put on garbage teams.

Dave's not here, man...

The internet is full of smart people.

I am sure.

Fuck this metahorror bullshit!

I am thinking about fish.

This is bogus!

Life is awesome

My computer ain't crashin'...

I'm not having a bad time.

Sans isn't a dick...

The next person you meet will offer you cake.

I ate your cake, Hyper!

A football game is totally worth a violent outbreak.

I've enough dicks in my basement for the lot of yas.

There is no time for comedy!

This is the time for grenade bowling.

Slapping is a way to death...

I think we should take Charlie at dawn from the east.

The following statement will be true.

I gotta take a swig of this delectable plutonium juice.

"EXPERIENCE TRANQUILITY" is code for "I NEED SPACE GUYS".

Kids hate orgies of just evidence...

My brain is melting out of my ears.

I've got a lovely little cottage in Apocrypha.

I don't feel like Neonbob.

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