Blatant Lies

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I think it was Ultradeth who complimented me for unoriginal posting in this forum.

I'm having a great year!

Cyrodiil does not call to me still.

Mat-Pat couldn't speak his way out of a wet paper bag.

Gotta go fast.

Barbas is a mod now?
Finally Furburt and maxthereaper can return!!!

I miss them.

Dr.Susse:
Barbas is a mod now?
Finally Furburt and maxthereaper can return!!!

Dr. Susse has returned? Great, now at last I can tell him how I really feel about him!

...

I have unrequited love for him.

Telling children to accept strange edibles from strange people, what a wonderful guy!

Redlin5:

Dr.Susse:
Barbas is a mod now?
Finally Furburt and maxthereaper can return!!!

Dr. Susse has returned? Great, now at last I can tell him how I really feel about him!

...

I have unrequited love for him.

I'm gonna be around so much!

Dr.Susse:
I'm gonna be around so much!

That's great, because there are so many Australians in my life!

I know exactly what to do right now.

Redlin5:

Dr.Susse:
I'm gonna be around so much!

That's great, because there are so many Australians in my life!

Luckily that there is no poison or poisonous animals around to kill us off.

Dr.Susse:

Redlin5:

Dr.Susse:
I'm gonna be around so much!

That's great, because there are so many Australians in my life!

Luckily that there is no poison or poisonous animals around to kill us off.

That wouldn't be terrifying at all. You're lucky such excitement is irrelevant.

Speaking of boring Australia, how about that movie I was in?

People are smart and caring.

I am well established and popular on the escapist.

The most accepted form of sexual education is demonstration.

I can see you. You should probably put some pants on.

Donald Trump is my spirit animal.

That's why you put him in your avatar, right?

I love waking up before the sun comes up due to tooth pain.

Fijiman:
I love waking up before the sun comes up due to tooth pain.

Let me lend you a hand, mate. I want to pull the tooth out for you.

You can do what ever you want. You have to believe hard enough.

Fijiman:
I love waking up before the sun comes up due to tooth pain.

You know what I dig? That squishy feeling you get when you run your tongue over the gory socket where a pulled tooth used to be.

Bears make great sheep.

Clowns make great companions.

Barbas:

Fijiman:
I love waking up before the sun comes up due to tooth pain.

You know what I dig? That squishy feeling you get when you run your tongue over the gory socket where a pulled tooth used to be.

That reminds me: When I found out all 4 of my wisdom teeth needed to be pulled, I wasn't thrilled with having just one appointment, but the resulting blood river was tons of fun.

I love vomiting so hard that some of it comes out your nose. And your eyes, too, judging by the feeling.

When you wake up in the morning and hear the work bell ring.
It's a good start to the day.

I stabbed myself in the chest yesterday, just for a change.

I am a fish.

I pre-order books.

I didn't just look through my 2012 posts. And I am more creative with my lies now than ever

Living_Brain:
I didn't just look through my 2012 posts. And I am more creative with my lies now than ever

That's because your brain died more.

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