Blatant Lies

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That's because I took them.

I have found work.

Redlin5:
I have found work.

So have I! I love not having income!

I do not own my own business.
You're all hired!

I am just the best at this whole being an adult thing.

I am drunk on power.

Why do I keep licking power points......

I feel bad about pulling the legs off those 3 ticks yesterday.

I know what to put here.

Try putting this there instead.

I don't get sunburned.

Dr.Susse:
I am drunk on power.

Why do I keep licking power points......

The bots aren't in Off Topic. They're at home, shivering in fear.

Neonbob:
I am just the best at this whole being an adult thing.

I TOO MAINTAIN A GOOD HEALTHY SLEEP CYCLE

Redlin5:

Dr.Susse:
I am drunk on power.

Why do I keep licking power points......

The bots aren't in Off Topic. They're at home, shivering in fear.

I let them stay. They're my only friends!

There is nothing in this world I love more than lighting my anus on fire while tap dancing in a river of molasses in a vain attempt to get the goddamn fire ants off of me.

Speaking of ants, we should spread crazy ants to every acre of land on Earth, it's Manifest Destiny.

I didn't post in this thread almost exactly five years ago.

Neonbob:
There is nothing in this world I love more than lighting my anus on fire while tap dancing in a river of molasses in a vain attempt to get the goddamn fire ants off of me.

This is a regular activity of mine as well.

shrekfan246:
I didn't post in this thread almost exactly five years ago.

You missed EVERYTHING

Redlin5:

Neonbob:
There is nothing in this world I love more than lighting my anus on fire while tap dancing in a river of molasses in a vain attempt to get the goddamn fire ants off of me.

This is a regular activity of mine as well.

shrekfan246:
I didn't post in this thread almost exactly five years ago.

You missed EVERYTHING

I was not moderately surprised to find that this thread is still going. Every other old thread I've been going through also hasn't been full of banned users.

I didn't burn my toast this morning.

I want Metal Gear Survive so badly.

I have played metal gear.

Kojima's style of dialogue isn't irritatingly tedious at all.

Dr.Susse:

Redlin5:

Dr.Susse:
I am drunk on power.

Why do I keep licking power points......

The bots aren't in Off Topic. They're at home, shivering in fear.

I let them stay. They're my only friends!

They wouldn't leave if you asked anyway, they're here for tea.

I have quit life for good!

I'm dead inside.

I am the greatest person to ever live. Anyone that tells you otherwise is dumb.

If I see one more beer I will throw it against the goddamn fucking wall right now.

Beer tastes good.

All beer is nasty.

Today has been great so far.

I haven't seen enough silly glitch videos on Youtube.

I have lots of money.

Would you kindly fight me IRL!

Fidget spinners are making the world a better place.

I am a famous person.

Dr.Susse:
If I see one more beer I will throw it against the goddamn fucking wall right now.

*keeps beer from you forever*

Neonbob:
All beer is nasty.

I agree with that statement.

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