Blatant Lies

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Boy-howdy that sure was a trust-worthy fella!

dalek sec:
https://www.facebook.com/GWMemphis/photos/a.294322813960440.69036.159724214086968/1426915657367811/?type=3

I didn't paint these at all.

Those look like garbage and you should feel ashamed for it.

Fijiman, I understand perfectly why your avatar is upside-down.

Neonbob:
I am a very frequent poster these days.

There is good reason to be one these days. D:

Daw I wanted to see the Pokies! Damn mods.

BuildsLegos:
Fijiman, I understand perfectly why your avatar is upside-down.

It isn't mostly just for lols nor to help it stand out.

This forum here is full of spambots, not like Off Topic.

my clothes are white.

I stayed awake watching Alien 3 last night.

I can't feel my arms!

That's because I took them.

I have found work.

Redlin5:
I have found work.

So have I! I love not having income!

I do not own my own business.
You're all hired!

I am just the best at this whole being an adult thing.

I am drunk on power.

Why do I keep licking power points......

I feel bad about pulling the legs off those 3 ticks yesterday.

I know what to put here.

Try putting this there instead.

I don't get sunburned.

Dr.Susse:
I am drunk on power.

Why do I keep licking power points......

The bots aren't in Off Topic. They're at home, shivering in fear.

Neonbob:
I am just the best at this whole being an adult thing.

I TOO MAINTAIN A GOOD HEALTHY SLEEP CYCLE

Redlin5:

Dr.Susse:
I am drunk on power.

Why do I keep licking power points......

The bots aren't in Off Topic. They're at home, shivering in fear.

I let them stay. They're my only friends!

There is nothing in this world I love more than lighting my anus on fire while tap dancing in a river of molasses in a vain attempt to get the goddamn fire ants off of me.

Speaking of ants, we should spread crazy ants to every acre of land on Earth, it's Manifest Destiny.

I didn't post in this thread almost exactly five years ago.

Neonbob:
There is nothing in this world I love more than lighting my anus on fire while tap dancing in a river of molasses in a vain attempt to get the goddamn fire ants off of me.

This is a regular activity of mine as well.

shrekfan246:
I didn't post in this thread almost exactly five years ago.

You missed EVERYTHING

Redlin5:

Neonbob:
There is nothing in this world I love more than lighting my anus on fire while tap dancing in a river of molasses in a vain attempt to get the goddamn fire ants off of me.

This is a regular activity of mine as well.

shrekfan246:
I didn't post in this thread almost exactly five years ago.

You missed EVERYTHING

I was not moderately surprised to find that this thread is still going. Every other old thread I've been going through also hasn't been full of banned users.

I didn't burn my toast this morning.

I want Metal Gear Survive so badly.

I have played metal gear.

Kojima's style of dialogue isn't irritatingly tedious at all.

Dr.Susse:

Redlin5:

Dr.Susse:
I am drunk on power.

Why do I keep licking power points......

The bots aren't in Off Topic. They're at home, shivering in fear.

I let them stay. They're my only friends!

They wouldn't leave if you asked anyway, they're here for tea.

I have quit life for good!

I'm dead inside.

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