Blatant Lies

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A good start to the page.

Evidence this place is still healthy...

I haven't been sucked into Monster Hunter World hard enough to cause ruptures in my personal envelope of space and time.

My legs are actually just a gas cloud shaped like legs.

I haven't done things today.

Today's behind the scenes events with the Mods gave me reason to believe that the Escapist will be online in the next few months. Yes, I can give details right now, ask away!

Are you Keyser Soze?
I ask this seriously

I knew Yahtzee's vid would go up on time.

I haven't almost kicked this site off my bookmarks bar.

Neonbob:
I haven't almost kicked this site off my bookmarks bar.

This isn't still my homepage.

I am not 80% salt.

I've yet to play Monster Hunter World.

Stephen Hawking lives.

:c

I love hearing people complain about race relations.

The hamsters live!!

Over discipline is the only way to go.

The site will live long enough for this to hit 1000 pages.

I don't have faith.

With a little "Artificial" help it will never happen....

I do so love doing homework with my kiddos.

I totally didn't intend to post this.

Or this.

Oops.

Fighting hamsters instead of helping your child with homework is best!

Fighting your children is also a fun way to spend the arvo.

Redlin5:

Neonbob:
I haven't almost kicked this site off my bookmarks bar.

This isn't still my homepage.

This site won't continue to be my homepage until it finally goes under.

I'm financially stable at the moment!

I'm not barely in a stable place financially.

I'm a stable.

I'm so stable wise men often find infants in.........I want to finish this lie.

I haven't been sucked into Astera.

My beard is growing fast.

I don't wear facial hair better than the locals... O.O

I didn't make green eggs and spam for the kids' breakfast this morning.

I'm not a creature of habit.

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