Blatant Lies

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I do so love going into fall with temperatures more fitting for the sun's anus.

I have potatoes in my nose.

That's contagious!

I like it when work is slow and money is slim.

Redlin5:
I like it when work is slow and money is slim.

I like my work like I like my women

We'll make it to 1000. I'm 4000000000% positive.

We're halfway there Red. Just 500 pages to go.

I would hate for this to be archived in the wayback machine Edit: imma not do it edit2, boogaloo: This site looks much more friendly without my Yahtzee themed background

Jokes on all of you, I've been dead for years.

I don't have any worries about sitting through storms.

You shouldn't fear hurricanes, when has a little water killed anyone?

I'm actually a posion.

Did this happen?

Yes, it happened.

Nice.

I got better.

Ban me now Susse.

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