The Improvement Game.

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Easy! Get another one! :D

How do you improve hitmen?

By making them augmented.

How do you improve void walking?

by making the void a slightly safer place for a stroll.

how do you improve upon mAdNesS?

By adding more violent hallucinations.

How do you improve an Airbus A380?

Make it be able to moonwalk.

How do you improve moonwalking?

Wear a diamond glove.

How do you improve Chocolate Muffins?

More chocolate, or more muffin, or more chocolate and muffin.

How do you improve air travel.

Remove the children from the plane.

How do you improve eyes?

By making them cybernetic.

How do you improve pasta?

OT: Needs more sauce.

How do you improve Dr. Pepper?

Put it over ice cream.

How do you improve adamantium?

By making it shiny.

How do you improve shiny stuff?

By setting it on fire...

How Do you improve sex?

By adding butter.

How do you improve butter?

By adding sex...

How d you improve science?

By adding explosions.

How do you improve space?

By filling it with stuff...

How do you improve a genocide?

By adding nukes.

How do you improve nukes?

By adding Genocides...

How do you improve shot web?

By killing with friendship.

How do you improve The Escapist.

By shooting 90% of it's members.

How do you improve executions?

By adding more people to the chopping block.

How do you improve words?

By spelling correctly.

How does one improve Iron Man?

by making him Adamantium Man.

How do you improve human toes?

SIX TOES PER FOOT!

How do you improve the human heart?

by sauteing it with some nice onions, potatoes, rosemary...maybe some oregano .

how do you improve caffeine?

By making it more potent.

How do you improve Mona Lisa?

Dying her hair red.

How do you improve ultra-slow motion?

Use it tastefully.

How do you improve racism?

By setting it on fire.

How do you improve YouTube?

By allowing people to directly download videos.

How do you improve chastity belts?

By getting rid of them entirely. I'm all in favor of abstaining from sex until married, but seriously, don't literally put a barrier up. If you're too weak-willed to keep from fucking, you shouldn't be fucking at all.

(Flameshield ACTIVATE!)

How do you improve abstinence?

By wearing a metal belt system that tells people you don't want to have sex.

How do you improve my Laptop?

By throwing it from a fifth-storey window.

How do you improve Ergo Proxy?

By making me know of it? I dunno! o.o

How do you improve Elfquest?

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