The Improvement Game.

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By adding more Hentai.

How do you improve the wet spot?

By calling it the moist spot.

How do you improve art?

By adding the word neo or post to whatever type of art it is (Post Neo Modern Classic Painting). Or you set it on fire.

How do you improve improvisation?

Planning it in advance :P

How do you improve Ben Stiller movies?

Use a better script.

How do you improve the moon?

Get Luna off it :P

How do you improve my solution to the above problem??

Have blackjack and hookers on it!

How you improve burgers and fries?

Peanut butter (I'm not joking, TRY THAT CRAP!)
How would you improve bacon?
Check mate bro...

More of it, and make it free.

How do you improve your reputation as a loose canon??

Stop letting the fanfiction writers join your team?

How do you improve headaches?

Every time you get one, you get sepia-vision :P

How do you improve sepia-vision??

didymium lenses (they block yellow light - damn awesome!)

How do you improve gaming?

Make the controller invisible. It's only a distraction otherwise.

How do you improve Daleks?

Soda hats.
How do you improve jail?

Rename it Disneyland.

How do you improve Intelligent Design?

Call it Judeo-Darwinism. Just to confuse everyone even more.

How do you improve pop-tarts?

Heresy! You can't improve them! D:

OT: You had bacon to them.

How do you improve bending?

If you're referring to the kind of bending I think you are, then....You invent TIME BENDING. Awesome.

How do you improve a good night's sleep? (I have a feeling this is an easy one)

Sleep through the morning too :P

How do you improve a chicken curry??

Add chicken salt.

How do you improve Two Worlds the game?

Add a third world :P

How do you improve my avatar??

By making it Young Snake.

How do you improve a chair?

Allow someone to recline in it!

How do you improve the internet?

Giving all moderator power, for all sites, to you :)

How do you improve shorts?

By having sexy ladies wear them. :D

How do you improve a table?

By setting it on fire.

How do you improve Google?

By making google google itself all the time.

How do you improve a bed?

By having sexy people in it, duh. :D

How do you improve Miracle of Sound song's?

By making is all dubstep.

How do you improve sexy people?

By putting them in my bed, obviously.

How do you improve dragons?

By putting them in your bed with the sexy people.

How do you improve Earnest Hemingway?

Make him re-write all his books in science fiction. Also, reanimate him.

How do you improve the feeling you get after finishing some really tough homework?

By knowing you haven't got any more homework to do after :)

How do you improve Solid Snakes voice??

Adding 20% more helium to the air in the voice actor's studio.

How do you improve an eye patch?

Simple. Bedazzle it!

How do you Improve a dying relationship?

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