by having a block party during the black out
how do you improve mentally retarded people
Augmentation. You can find anything with augmentation (This message has been brought to you by Sarif Industries. A leader in Augmentation since 2007)
How do you improve intervenous drug users?
How do you improve eating?
You eat more of it. ^_^
How do you improve yourself?
make two of me
how do you improve SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE?
By adding temporal distortions.
How do you improve a 45 caliber slug travelling towards your head?
Putting a concrete wall in the way.
How do you improve a barbecue with friends?
By barbecuing one of your friends.
How do you improve Dendraphilia?
Explain it to others who are too lazy to search it up!
How do you improve the fear of ducks?
By making them plushy beany-baby ducks with lasers.
How do you improve being sexually aroused by trees (Dendraphilia)?
by getting yourself stuck in a forest?
How do you improve watermelons?
Putting chocolate in the middle. Or fireworks :P
How do you improve a snowman?
By adding a little... fine... a lot of Nitroglycerin and tossing it over the side of a rather tall building.
How do you improve a gerbil?
By making him be able to talk and say funny one liners
How do you improve Night Angel's avatar?
By making it Raiden.
How do you improve a fine Cuban cigar?
by making it explode on your face the moment you light it. Ain't I a stinker?
how do you improve slapstick?
By making it Raiden.
Yayy, can't wait. I may even use it :)
OT: by making it funny.
How do you improve a walk in the rain?
I'm not actually going to make it Raiden BTW. I'm just working on snipping parts here and there and adding motion to it.
By adding singing and dancing. Maybe a Jet and a Shark
How do you improve musicals?
Take out the music.
How do you improve Ben Stiller?
Give him a new face.
How do you improve time?
Make it absolute rather than relative.
How do you improve the color purple?
How do you improve clouds?
Add lightning and tornadoes.
How do you improve Oprah?
make them edible
How do you improve bruce lee?
CGI :D.... just kidding.
How do you improve being single?
Hiring hookers. STD filled, gonorrhea dripping hookers.
How do you improve being in a relationship?
be in a successful relationship with the girl of your dreams, whether real or fictional... and no one would get in your way.
How do you improve the release of HL 3?
By having it kickstarted, top tier pledges receive a purple monkey unicorn hybrid.
How do you improve Casper the Friendly Ghost?
Casper the awesome ghost?
how do you improve batman's voice from the last film?
How do you improve a tent?
make it "in tents" so that it would get exciting
how do you improve the one whose name cannot be spoken?
Nickname him Gerald, that's easier to say :)
How do you improve the nickname 'Gerald'??
add this every time you say gerald
how do you improve that sound effect?
Make it mandatory to play it every time I walk into a room.
How do you improve my dramatic entrance into a room??
make it have a different shot of your face for every note, and for the last one, a close up of your angry face...
how do you improve that spy head in the fridge that wants to kiss me?