The Improvement Game.

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Give it to women.

How do you improve a dressing gown?

Call it an undressing down.

How do you improve a badger?

Put it in your ex girlfriend's bed.

How do you improve Valentines day?

make it waifu day

How do you improve Australia?

Kill all the nasty killy monster creatures to death.

How do you improve badgers?

By looking at the answer that TNA gave to that same questioln 2 posts ago.

How do you improve Africa?

Dammit, I can't brain today, or yesterday, I'll try again.

Make curry freely available and compulsory, everything can be improved by curry.

How do you improve a runcible spoon?

Put it in a Swiss Army knife.

How do you improve E3?

By calling it E4.

How do you improve Sony?

Make all their products free.

How do you improve my absences?

By ignoring the fact that you existed at all.

How do you improve absenteeism?

By doing something fun while absent, rather than simply not being there.

How do you improve star trek?

By adding The Force.

How do you improve "The Force"

By making it element-specific and calling it "bending".

How do you improve giant, flying bison-monsters?

By turning them into Giant Flying Bison Burgers. Yum!!

How do you improve M. Bison?

Putting him in charge of the world, OF COURSE!

How do you improve....the room you are currently in?

By making it more home like. (I'm currently at work)

How do you improve work?

More pay, and more breaks.

How do you improve a pillow?

Flip it over to the cold side.

How do you improve moist, dark chocolate cake?

With cream!

How do you improve a steak dinner?

add more steak!

how do you improve cows?

Make 'em into burgers. And put bacon on them.

How do you improve an air-conditioned room in the middle of summer?

Make it a beer cave.

How do you improve the beach?

Less Seaweed....yuck.

How do you improve Overpuse?

By making a twin.

How do you improve an apricot?

Eating it. (though I suppose that is really improving yourself. Either way, they are tasty)

How do you improve Mel Gibson?

Give him a Jewish son.

How do you improve wealth?

by measuring it in the amount of Skittles you have

How do you improve sofas?

By putting puppies on them.

How do you improve a puppy?

More of them

How do you improve tv?

by removing reality tv shows.
How does one get rid of a hooker?

By paying her.

How does one improve the Herpes that the hooker gave you?

by donating them to science, FOR SCIENCE!
How does one act their age?

By doing something silly of course. :D
How does one improve a sink?

Make it into an advanced laboratory and add a whole bunch of talking appliances. :3

How does one improve a rocket-propelled chainsaw?

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