The Improvement Game.

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MORE BACON!

How do you improve music?

Make it good music.

How do you improve subjective opinions?

By enforcing it!

How do you improve posts?

With a witty wit.

How do you improve music?

By adding more distortion.

How do you improve an AT-AT?

Fuck if I know?

How do you improve a radio?

More commercials!

How do you improve running?

Place rockets on the running shoes to get a quick and powerful walk.
How would you improve Macaroni and Cheese?

Bacon.

How do you improve waiting to go to an awesome day.

By having the awesome day happen immediately!

How do you improve a truck?

Add missiles.

How do you improve the current political state of the United States of America?

Hold the people in charge responsible for not getting things done by denying them payment until they agree on stuff and actually fix the messes that they themselves cause due to their inability to negotiate and compromise. *gives glares at Congress and President*
A little ranty but now:
How would you improve my internet?

Move to a city with better providers?

How do you improve your education on all things interent?

By having it taught in schools around the globe!

How do you improve a sandwich!

By frying the bread, putting it in the middle and making the new buns pieces of chicken.
How would you improve a plate?

Make it out of bacon.

How do you improve bacon's healthiness levels?

By adding more grease!

How do you improve a Nintendo DS?

Give it MOAR SCREENS. And make it print money.

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How do you improve 4chan?

Shut it down
How do you improve prank calls?

By adding more moaning in the background.

How do you improve phone reception?

By holding your phone up (easy)

How do you improve a cup of coffee?

MOAR SUGAR.

How do you improve Forum Games?

Needs more repeated games, also needs more angst.
How would you improve DC Adapters?

Make them less fragile.

How do you improve PC gaming?

By having game installation not be a pain in the ass (Had to sign onto steam for my RETAIL copy of Fallout: New Vegas to bloody work, give me a break, what happened to put disc in, install, play?)

How do you improve Apple?

By making it cheaper!

How do you improve a sandwich!

By adding more ingredients

How do you improve a potato?

Bake it and eat it.

How do you improve corn?

replace the c with a k.

How do you improve pop music?

By removing the shitty aspect of it...

How do you improve a movie?

Make the acting better.

How do you improve peanut butter?

Moar penuwts!?

How do you improve a sauna?

Make it bigger.

How do you improve tired old bones?

Hot-tub!

How do you improve a drainage pipe?

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