The Improvement Game.

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By having bananas in them.

How do you improve childhood memories?

By not remembering the sucky parts.

How do you improve vodka?

Make it easier to consume more without vomit.

HOW DO YOU IMPROVE ALLCAPS?!?!?!?!?

MAKE THEM BIGGER!

How do you improve Doritos?

Take out the drugs.

How do you improve the taste of Dr. Pepper?

You can't!

How do you improve Pokemon?

TizzytheTormentor:
You can't!

How do you improve Pokemon?

By taking it off the air.

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How do you improve captcha?

Making it less self aware!

How do you improve the PS Vita?

Give it more games.

How do you improve Facebook?

Remove the stupid people.

How do you improve power metal?

By listening to Jazz.

How do you improve chocolate milk?

By using good chocolate.

How do you improve electric cars?

Mix in a shot of whisky.

How do you improve Jersey Shore?

Take the script, the set, and the actors and throw them into an incinerator.

How do you improve mainstream music?

Troublesome Lagomorph:
By using good chocolate.

How do you improve electric cars?

By making them run on gas turbines.

DotSlash:
Take the script, the set, and the actors and throw them into an incinerator.

How do you improve mainstream music?

By changing the definition of 'mainstream.'

How do you improve forum ninjas?

By making them redo their post! Er.. well I guess that would be improving the people who got ninja'd. By making them even more sneaky!

How do you improve an uncooperative roommate?

Erm... Replace their brain with a cyborg one, to improve obediance. Also works if you want an abominable army, for... whatever reason <_<

How do you improve world domination?

By taking over the universe!

How do you improve youtube?

Have a warning page for when you enter the "weird/deep part of youtube".

How do you improve the economy?

More Munnys...

How do you improve a microwave?

(Hello Dotslash! Hang out here in the forum games won't you?)

Make it send stuff backwards in time.

How do you improve DoA's reputation?

(I'm new to the Escapist forums and I'm a big fan of games (fighting games mostly). I like this forum because mostly everything here is intelligent and informative. Since I haven't played many games since I don't have a console, I'm kind of lurking around.)

Make the boobs less weird and put actual focus on the fighting.

How do you improve Firefox?

(Well, here's hoping you become a regular around here, forum games gets a little less traffic lately, so happy posting)

Stop releasing new versions every 3 seconds.

How do you improve improv?

(Thanks for the welcoming, Tizzy.)

Make it so I don't have to look up what improv is!

How do you improve milk?

(No problem mate!)

That's easy, add coffee.

Ho do you improve bacon?

Make it so that it doesn't go into a global shortage

How do you improve homework?

Ignore it and leave it at home!

How do you improve Rottweilers?

Make them fart rainbows.

How do you improve cosplay?

By having really bitching outfits! :D

How do you improve soda?

Make it fizz more... MORE!

How do you improve Twitter?

Make it go away...

How do you improve ninjas?

Don't make them wear orange jumpsuits or scream out loud to gain power...

How do you improve pirates?

Have them dress and sound authentic!

How do you improve turtle-neck sweaters?

Put them on chicks with big boobs

How do you improve doors?

Automatic and instant (not having to pause for half a second)

How do you improve reality shows?

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