The Improvement Game.

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With beer.

How do you improve money?

Give me more of it.

How do you improve beards?

Make the hair tips sprout sacks of cash

How do you improve sweaty armpits?

By having them smell like bacon!

How do you improve a BMW?

Make it affordable.

How do you improve cybernetics?

By making it easier to understand.

How do you improve a good song?

By buying it from the artist (Remember kids, pirating is bad)

How do you improve the escapist podcast?

More random discussions!

How do you improve life?

With the power of LOVE! *sings song*

How do you improve The Room.

Ummm... Stripper pole?

How do you improve the corrupt a wish foundation game?

By being original when ruining the wish.

How do you improve my internet speed?

By moving to the source of the internet.

How do you improve sneezing?

Getting sick.

How do you improve working?

By making it fun

How do you improve Korean?

By saying gibberish.

How do you improve life?

By destroying your enemies!

How do you improve death?

By dying!
How do you improve Baya Rae 4900?

By having it end with a bigger number. Introducing the Baya Rae 4901!!

How do you improve Lara Croft?

More boobs
How do you improve Megaman?

Crossover with I Wanna Be The Guy.

How do you improve improvisation?

More Colin Mochrie.

How do you improve thread necros?

By going back years!

How do you improve Pink Floyd?

More albums?

How do you improve sleeping?

Masterbation. Lucid dreaming!

How do you improve work?

More chair jousting!

How do you improve forums?

More forum games!

How do you improve bananas?

By making the peel edible and tasty.

How do you improve night shifts?

The Escapist.

How do you improve religion and politics?

Build sensors into everyones' keyboards. These sensors will detect how angry the person is, and won't let them post until they've calmed down.

How do you improve an adorable puppy?

A moe adorable puppy!

How do you improve luck?

By being my avatar. Since that joke won't really make sense to someone who hasn't read the book series my avatar is from, I'll give a second answer: Sell your soul to Satan / Cthulu / whatever sinister figure you prefer.

How do you improve the best cup of coffee money can buy?

Spill it down the drain of the nearest sink. (I hate coffee)

How do you improve Skype?

Make it able to reconnect calls after losing a connection...

How do you improve my internets?

With lotsa bandwidth

How do you improve the universe?

Copious explosives.

How do you improve a BLT with brie?

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