The Improvement Game.

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Add more bacon, duh.

How do you improve burping?

Legs apart, shoulders back, chin out and push it up and out from your toes. In public.

How do you improve Jim Sterling?

Turn him into God, or Willam Defoe.

How do you improve chocolate sauce?

By putting it on ice-cream.

How do you improve lesbianism?

With lots of cute girls! :D

How does one improve nachos?

With salsa and sour cream.

How do you improve sleep?

By having it on a pile of money, with many beautiful women.

How do you improve a stack of three hats?

By making them all fedoras.

How do you improve a murder of crows.?

With the devils kiss I believe.

How do you improve Bioshock Infinite?

Wow, did no-one want to touch this? Thorny subject? Up the 2-gun limit THERE I SAID IT. I dunno actually - yet to play the game.

How do I improve my bank balance?

Put more money into it.

How do you improve the PS Vita?

Destroy it.

How do you improve a keyboard?

Include all alphabets on one keyboard.

How do you improve upon an ice cold beer on a Friday night?

Getting more drunk than usual.

How do you improve steam (not Steam; steam)?

Make it pink.

How do you improve Steam?

Add more games to it. Add ALL the games to it. Every game. Ever.

How do you improve Google?

Moar easter eggs!

How do you improve Bing?

Make it Google. Snap!

How do you improve upon perfection?

Be perfection.

How do you improve jail?

Make friends.

How do you improve Double Rainboom?

Uh.. Make friends?

How do you improve life?

Live it to the full, seize the day, and bacon.

How do you improve death?

By making it quick.

How do you improve computers?

By making them faster.

How do you improve Batman?

With Batman.

How do you improve Raptors?

Make them cyborgs.

How do you improve Lego?

Make them less spikey.

How do you improve walking?

By incorporating some kind of spring into your shoes.

How do you improve City hall.

Include some honest workers.

How do you improve the harmonica?

By making it less annoying.

How do you improve libraries?

Make moar noise!

How do you improve nothing?

By adding something.

How do you improve dolphins?

By making them speak English.

How do you improve fantasy novels.

The usual answer is boobs.

How do you improve Batman?

Dragons. Lots of 'em.

How do you improve life?

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