The Improvement Game.

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With more rum.

How do you improve burritos?

With a second helping.

How do you improve music?

LOUDER!!!

How do you improve television?

By adding a controler and the ability to manipulate the stuff happening on screen.

How do you improve a lazy day?

With a the Escapist Forum Games

How do you improve Sleep?

By having real time move slower as you are sleeping!

How do you improve an experiment?

PEER REVIEW FTW!!!!!!!

How do you improve FPSs?

By adding monkeys, time travel and killer snowmen of course.

How do you improve monkeys.

With hyper intelligence.

How do you improve a tank?

Have it shoot exploding pies.

How do you improve OSTs?

With more cowebell.

How do you improve a fanfic?

Make it less about awful badly written sex fanfiction!

How do you improve broccoli!

With more cheese & Bacon.

How do you improve a manatee?

Give them the ability to restore Steve Irwin back to life.

How do you improve bacon?

With maple syrup.

How do you improve a boat race around the world.

Remove storms from the equation.

How do you improve fishing?

With beer.

How do you improve money?

Give me more of it.

How do you improve beards?

Make the hair tips sprout sacks of cash

How do you improve sweaty armpits?

By having them smell like bacon!

How do you improve a BMW?

Make it affordable.

How do you improve cybernetics?

By making it easier to understand.

How do you improve a good song?

By buying it from the artist (Remember kids, pirating is bad)

How do you improve the escapist podcast?

More random discussions!

How do you improve life?

With the power of LOVE! *sings song*

How do you improve The Room.

Ummm... Stripper pole?

How do you improve the corrupt a wish foundation game?

By being original when ruining the wish.

How do you improve my internet speed?

By moving to the source of the internet.

How do you improve sneezing?

Getting sick.

How do you improve working?

By making it fun

How do you improve Korean?

By saying gibberish.

How do you improve life?

By destroying your enemies!

How do you improve death?

By dying!
How do you improve Baya Rae 4900?

By having it end with a bigger number. Introducing the Baya Rae 4901!!

How do you improve Lara Croft?

More boobs
How do you improve Megaman?

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