The Improvement Game.

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Crossover with I Wanna Be The Guy.

How do you improve improvisation?

More Colin Mochrie.

How do you improve thread necros?

By going back years!

How do you improve Pink Floyd?

More albums?

How do you improve sleeping?

Masterbation. Lucid dreaming!

How do you improve work?

More chair jousting!

How do you improve forums?

More forum games!

How do you improve bananas?

By making the peel edible and tasty.

How do you improve night shifts?

The Escapist.

How do you improve religion and politics?

Build sensors into everyones' keyboards. These sensors will detect how angry the person is, and won't let them post until they've calmed down.

How do you improve an adorable puppy?

A moe adorable puppy!

How do you improve luck?

By being my avatar. Since that joke won't really make sense to someone who hasn't read the book series my avatar is from, I'll give a second answer: Sell your soul to Satan / Cthulu / whatever sinister figure you prefer.

How do you improve the best cup of coffee money can buy?

Spill it down the drain of the nearest sink. (I hate coffee)

How do you improve Skype?

Make it able to reconnect calls after losing a connection...

How do you improve my internets?

With lotsa bandwidth

How do you improve the universe?

Copious explosives.

How do you improve a BLT with brie?

Add more bacon, duh.

How do you improve burping?

Legs apart, shoulders back, chin out and push it up and out from your toes. In public.

How do you improve Jim Sterling?

Turn him into God, or Willam Defoe.

How do you improve chocolate sauce?

By putting it on ice-cream.

How do you improve lesbianism?

With lots of cute girls! :D

How does one improve nachos?

With salsa and sour cream.

How do you improve sleep?

By having it on a pile of money, with many beautiful women.

How do you improve a stack of three hats?

By making them all fedoras.

How do you improve a murder of crows.?

With the devils kiss I believe.

How do you improve Bioshock Infinite?

Wow, did no-one want to touch this? Thorny subject? Up the 2-gun limit THERE I SAID IT. I dunno actually - yet to play the game.

How do I improve my bank balance?

Put more money into it.

How do you improve the PS Vita?

Destroy it.

How do you improve a keyboard?

Include all alphabets on one keyboard.

How do you improve upon an ice cold beer on a Friday night?

Getting more drunk than usual.

How do you improve steam (not Steam; steam)?

Make it pink.

How do you improve Steam?

Add more games to it. Add ALL the games to it. Every game. Ever.

How do you improve Google?

Moar easter eggs!

How do you improve Bing?

Make it Google. Snap!

How do you improve upon perfection?

Be perfection.

How do you improve jail?

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