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Okay, so I made this thread once before a while ago and the outcome was actually hilarious! So guys, Continue the story by adding on a sentence and see where we end up!

Once upon a time..

there was a young man...

who was not like the other men...

for he was blue.

And depressed

One night at the local bar...

A local fisherman...

greeted him, offering to...

Off topic: I can't believe I brought this back to life!

Sell him a...

fish.

But it was no ordinary fish...

in fact, it was a shiny...

green, fish-shaped...

Bowl of week old potato salad...

So he decided to eat it...

and he puked like...

A potato.

After this, he...

Got a lobotomy...

And superpowers.

But he gained them through exposure to large amounts of...

Strawberry cupcakes topped with...

More strawberry cupcakes.

And potatoes.

Suddenly, a...

Bird carrying a rocket launcher...

fell off the...

War balloon being driven by The King of Time.

However, its wings allowed it to...

channel magic into its body, transforming him into Gongordon: the mecha bird from Hell's war factory.

The super-powered man proceeded to...

removed his pants and proceeded do battle with the Bird with the power of his Alpha-Omega phallus.

As they did this, the King of Time...

Kidnapped Princess Space, telling her that he will only free her people if she agrees to give birth to his children.

Then the fisherman came and...

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