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ponder the inner workings of the flannel and...

decided he wanted a rather large...

...mug, filled with oolong tea.

Unfortuanly, his mistress uncles brother..

...was secretly a ninja and a...

...floopsy flibble thing which would...

flopple and flibble while

... occasionally setting the world record for..

Traveling around the universe using...

...nothing but a pair of...

...architects and their...

rocket unicorns.

Said rocket unicorns had...

.

.

kingofkumquats:
rocket unicorns.

Welcome to the Escapist![1]

[1] Or at least the forums.

...an enormous pile of...

kingofkumquats:
rocket unicorns.

What Kiwi said! And I wish to be the first to give you a hug during your stay here =) *hugs*

burning fruit

why thank you its nice to be welcomed so nicely

which they used to...

kingofkumquats:
why thank you its nice to be welcomed so nicely

It's all part of the indoctrination process Escapist's culture. We always try to give a warm welcome.

set fire to the moon

cool thanks

because they wanted to...

burn the space witches

who had wronged them by...

dancing on mars with puffs of cheese and

then snorted 23 kg of cheese, then died.

They did this, because

years ago, one of them saw

...a giant robot, not just any robot as this one had a face and was shaped like a...

human who doesn't have a face!

Thundero13:
human who doesn't have a face!

Indeed, and what did our hero do, once they saw this robot?

Why that's obvious, he....

(That was clever, if a bit paradoxical Thundero13.)

realized that this story didn't have a hero and ran off to...

Doctor Dastardly's Diabolical Dome of Dread, where

he smacked Mr Alliterate for giving it such a silly name

Mr Alliterate then snorted the giant robot with a face and was shaped like a human who doesn't have a face!

Then, a giant fish spawned in...

...a tank of highly concentrated sulphuric acid and...

...then proceded to yell in the fish language...

youuuuuuuuu did this to me Charles!

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