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Either Count Cockula, or my personal favorite Trevor Trousersnake. | |
Midnight Gentry Kinda sexy...? | |
Jasper Coldingham | |
Princey Sapphire. Sounds both sexy and extremely gay at the same time... damn the Sapphire part! | |
Maple Willow Wow, that sucks. I sound like a Canadian hippy | |
I think my current name speaks for itself. | |
My name is Bear.... Bear Buckhorn. "Ive come to defrag your hard drive. Honestly, ive always wanted to be a pornstar. Ive never had the body for it though. Not that im fat, i just dont look good when nude. | |
Barney Carlton. That works eerily well... | |
Jasper Burnett or perhaps Jasper Wellington Either works pretty well. Now, who ordered a Pizza with extra sausage? | |
Amber Chestnut That's actually pretty good, unfortunately im male :S | |
Lucy Booyong i guess it must be transgender pron... | |
Botham Ash | |
Thats awesome name. Shows you are so good all it takes is a few minutes to give the pleasure. Hee hee. Although, yeah, it could mean something negative as well. | |
Cheetara Harts Not bad i guess. Named my hamster Cheetara from the Thundercats. Awesome. hee hee. | |
Buddha Lincoln. Works for me. | |
I am... Bruno Pendoring. | |
Rudy Thackary | |
Bender. The Bending Bender.. I bend butts! The embarrasing part is.. That is actually my last name. | |
isen't it more like sports square? Or a place for sports? A football field would be "Fussball platz?" ? :) | |
I never had any pets. | |
Thomas Vestergårdsvej, i am here for ze sex, yes? (Vestergårdsvej is roughly translated into: WestFarmRoad.) | |
Percy Humber. | |
Jasper Pit (or Jasper Michaelston but I think Pit sounds a little more... pointed =P) | |
Meaty Shillelagh | |
Mouse Sutton ...probably the least sexy name I've ever heard. | |
Venus Beehive. Venus would be great for a female pornstar, but my first address is letting me down. | |
Tahi Ruha. A good Maori name. To bad im as white as a Scottish Winter. Also, it means 1 and 2 respectively. My porn name is 1-2. | |
Boss Beecroft, | |
Cheeky Beg-Rath Hmmmmmm, not sure if it work or not. | |
Blackie Cannon. Damn straight. | |
Rocky terrace :S, I think I'll have to be a Landscaper then | |
I just decided that since I never had a pet and the steetname doesn't work that well, my name will be Rayford Steele. | |
Jack Package. | |
Jessie Terrace. umm... | |
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Brandy Sportplatz. Sportplatz is german for "soccer field". Not particulary sexy...