You've just woken up naked next to the lead singer of the last band you listened to

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Marko Saaresto?!

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I'd be fine with that.

Though he'd probably be arrested, considering how young I am.

Uriel-238:

brumley53:
I was listening to an instrumental band... forever alone

Choose between the composer and lead performer.

238U

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Herbie Hancock... oh god...

Mine would be the 55 year-old Douglas P., the person behind Death In June.

He's openly gay, so it wouldn't work well. Plus he's like, an old guy and shit.

Hmmm...Isaac Brock.

I feel like he'd treat me right though, so it's alright.

Miracle of Sound.

I can't decide if that would be a good thing or not.

But they don't have a lead singer, they don't even have song in there music.

The last band I listened to was Radiohead, so Thom Yorke.
The last song I listened to is by Kesha, I'd be fine with that.

I could totally live with waking up next to Avril Lavigne. You don't even know. I am a-okay with this.

ZeroMachine:

Nightvalien:

ZeroMachine:

Considering I'm a straight guy? In my eyes, I did :P

Good for you, though. Whatever floats your bed.

Yeah i am straight too but it's really hard to beat yours dude, i didn't have many choices there, hey if anything i amnot the guy that woke up next to thorn york.

Oh... oh good lord... that poor bastard...

sweet jesus christ riding samuel l. jackson my motherfucking eyes, they burn.

HA! I just listened to an orchestra that doesn't HAVE a singer!

EMFCRACKSHOT:
For me that would be hayley williams. Fucking score xD
Man that would be so awesome. Once again, i hate you reality ¬¬

That would be me too, except recently I've been listening to Simple Plan.

OT: I dunno, I'd probably find some pants and asked what happened. I mean, at my current stage I have no interest in sex (and haven't yet), so beyond social norms about nudity I wouldn't really have a problem with what sex I woke up next to.

Anyways, after I found out what happened (and put on some pants), I'd probably try and get to know Pierre as a person. I mean, I just woke up naked next to him, so clearly we didn't just bump each other in the street, so if there is the potential for a good friendship, I'd like to try.

So... apparently I have started being attracted to men... as I have woken up next to Dave King from Flogging Molly. Awkward... as he is married and pushing 50. At least the music is awesome!

And I feel bad for everyone who has woken up next to a classic rock icon like Axl or Stephen Tyler. I bet you're all really glad you weren't listening to the Rolling Stones! :D

What if the last song I listened to doesn't have any lyrics? It was part of the Inception theme.

Florence + The Machine

I ain't even mad.

Lacey Mosley? Score.

Last person I heard singing was Lady Gaga.

I don't know whether to be happy or scared for my life.

Cassadee Pope from Hey Monday. I would be very ok with this situation.

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Hmm... guess I'd just have to say "Well, it looks like I found out why you're called Doctor Steel then eh?"

The "band" before that would be the Red Army Choir... I don't know the actual singer of it so I guess Stalin? Or a legion of manly Russian soldiers/vocalists? 0_0 That sounds both awesome and incredibly terrifying at the same time...

Before that was a Team Fortress 2 Remix with the Soldier "singing" it.

And before that would be "Voltaire"... That would be awesome if he didn't already have a wife and kid.

I seem to of had a Gay three-way with Chrish Brown and T-Pain. Last song i listened to was Kiss Kiss

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Tegan and Sara Quin of, duh, "Tegan and Sara". Best. Morning after. Ever.

The Soviet Red Army Choir.

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oh well i know the lead singer of the last band i listened too. he plays badminton with me so it would be really really weird

TermOfEndearment:
Please dont make me fuck Lil' Wayne...

Lolipop :D

So I'm really jealous of a lot of you. Apparently I need to start listening to more female fronted bands/singers in case this happens again.

Any suggestions?

The singer of The Knacks...

M-M-M-My Sharona!

SirBryghtside:
Gavin Dunne, more commonly known as MiracleOfSound.

Um...

This is awkward XD

I was going to say that cause I just listened to Wasteland Soul like 30 minutes ago. But I dunno if you could consider Gavin a band.

So I guess mine would be Matt Davies from Funeral for a Friend... Well I could think of worse.

Well I'm a bit surprised to find Benji Webbe of Skindred sleeping next to me. And well I've slept with a few guys but never a black guy so it would be a fun first for me.

Roger Waters...

That's gonna be one hell of a story, that's for sure.

I just woke up naked next to David Byrne. That would have definitely been an interesting time then.

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Why do I get the feeling that I'd wake up feeling unbelievably tired and sore, and why do I get the feeling that I wouldn't care?

Either way, I would totally buy her eggs, just to be cute and reference the song. I can't say I'd mind being her summer girlfriend.

Kungfu_Teddybear:

SirBryghtside:
Gavin Dunne, more commonly known as MiracleOfSound.

Um...

This is awkward XD

I was going to say that cause I just listened to Wasteland Soul like 30 minutes ago. But I dunno if you could consider Gavin a band.

So I guess mine would be Matt Davies from Funeral for a Friend... Well I could think of worse.

Well, if it's not him, the last song I listened to was 'Want You Gone'.

...I'll go with MoS XD

(song was Mining All Day Long)

Uhh the Gummi Bear? fucking sweet

Clap your hands by sia was the last one so SIA BEST THING EVER, Realtiy, i hate you

I listened to Kenickie all day.
LAUREN LAVERNE!

That's only been my dream for, what, the last 14 years?
Epic win.

yes very sweeat, infact very yummy as well

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