Ok, the main character of the last game you played attacked you... How screwed are you?

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Who counts as the main character of an MMO? is it the player character? Because if I met my character in RL I think his icy cold stare would be enough to do me in right then and there.

As for single player...ok that was an RTS, that's a whole other group of odd questions.

Ok, last game I played on xbox...well, I'd lose the dance competition, but other than that I'd be having a pretty swell day.

The Avatar Legend, so, that would be my Xbox avatar.

That could be interesting.

FemShep just put her boot in my face.

Oh it huuuuuuuuuuuuuurts.

Maxmillian from Dark Cloud 2... well I'm okay! He's got a wrench. All I need is a gun... oh he's got a gun too... hmmmm well bulletproof vest? Okay... I stand a fair chance considering the fact that I haven't leveled him up much yet >:D

duke nukem odds of not dying 0.01 with a .01 chance of error

Let's see... Mario Party... doesn't count... SSBB... doesn't count... So...

Majora's mask... Link's attacking me? He's a pussy. No worries. I'll just stand up on a ledge he can't climb. Since he can't jump, I win. :D

Cole McGrath. (inFAMOUS 2)

I might as well just take it. Fighting back would be a futile effort.

Alice: Madness returns.

Considering alice is bat-shit insane and willing to kill, very scared

Niko Bellic

Only two things to do, Run...

One thing...

Wow, I'm lucky i just finished playing Mass effect 2 demo instead of League of Legends (which would have been urgot, hes kindof a beast)So, i got the crippled just-out-of-surgery commander sheperd, so I'm basically safe... as long as i can get close enough to rip off some of the sensitive limbs :P

Xerosch:

Demonicdan:
Animal crossing? I'm fairly safe.

They'd probably throw flowers at you and won't let you have any of Nook's birthday cake!

As for me, I'll be facing the backstabbing, critical hit focused Hawke in Rogue Mode later. Thank God it's not Dragon Age Origins, I wouldn't even see my main character coming. Too powerful...

If my char from animal crossing attacked me, I'm skrewd, you know they got axes? Well I got the golden axe,it never breaks so there's no holding back. I don't think it will bounce off my head like it does for them.

The Prince from Katamari Damacy. Well, I'll still be technically alive, just be stuck on a ball for 5 minutes then shot in to space.

Garcia Hotspur of Shadows of the Damned is attacking me?

Well fuck. I may be able to save myself by convincing him that I'm not a demon (I swear, I'm not). He seems like a decent enough guy towards humanity, though I'm only on the third chapter of the game, so he may turn out to be a dick to everyone and everything!

WorldCritic:
I'd get attacked by Tidus from Final Fantasy X? Hm... I think I'll be ok.

Remember they are three each time you fight :)
And i should getting sliced, blown up and knocked unconcious
(wakka, auron and rikku)

Uh oh. I just played Freelancer with the discovery mod...my character has a battlecruiser armed with anti-matter weaponry.

SHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-

Just got wtf-pwned by The Nameless One from Planescape: Torment (yes, I'm playing through it again:-)). God-like power (within the Planescape/planar-D&D setting), but his amnesia means he's forgotten how to use it. You'd think the amnesia and lost skills thing might give me a chance, but the guy can't die (even though by this stage of the game he's looking for a way to do so), and if I patch things up with him and he befriends me it becomes worse - the curse of Torment comes down upon all those close to him.

Alice: Madness Returns, yeah Alice is pretty crazy, and wields a knife, I am in big trouble.

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Soooo my avatar in Runescape. He's a level 99 mage.
I just got simultaneously burnt to a crisp and frozen like a popsicle.

Hawke from Dragon age 2 as a blood mage pretty much boned

Rogue Hawke from Dragon Age 2 >.> Gonna backstab me any sec-.......

Last game I played was "Survivor: The Living Dead."

Main character's a squishy chick who can't shoot straight to save her life. Literally.

I don't mind my chances.

Adam Jensen (Deus Ex: Human Revolution)

Ohhhh crap.

Ha. I lasted played AFL Live. I mean, who are they besides professional athletes? I think I stand a chance.

er...hi Hawke....

yeah I'm pretty much boned. >.>

Gerald - Witcher 2.

mmmmm Well .... I suppose I could just shoot him, since he wields swords he is screwed, but then again he has sign magic so if he used that I think it would be my ass on fire and not his.

Either way it would be a touchy situation.

Assassin's Creed.....I'm not even going to see it coming.

chinangel:
er...hi Hawke....

yeah I'm pretty much boned. >.>

You're alive?

Also: Been playing Jamestown lately, so I suppose I have a flying steampunk Walter Raleigh shooting me. On mars. This will surely end well.

ness. OH GOD HE'S GOT A BAT!

My character in minecraft? well, if he is as good at killing things as i am when i'm controlling him then i should be fine.

Demon Lord of the round table. Totally screwed. :(

The kid from limbo. I could just send my giant spider after him...?

My puppy from Nintendogs? AWWWWWW :3

I'll be alright. If they use their pokemon on the other hand...

Artyom from Metro 2033...given that he just finished "his war" on Hardcore, decked out with alot of pretty nifty gear...yeah, I´m pretty screwed.

Kernalgohd:

Xerosch:

Demonicdan:
Animal crossing? I'm fairly safe.

They'd probably throw flowers at you and won't let you have any of Nook's birthday cake!

As for me, I'll be facing the backstabbing, critical hit focused Hawke in Rogue Mode later. Thank God it's not Dragon Age Origins, I wouldn't even see my main character coming. Too powerful...

If my char from animal crossing attacked me, I'm skrewd, you know they got axes? Well I got the golden axe,it never breaks so there's no holding back. I don't think it will bounce off my head like it does for them.

Erm... forgot about the golden tools, sorry. Sooo... Congratulations: Later this day you're officially a puzzle!

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