LIKE A BOSS

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simple enough just post something you do like a boss. for example.

create a Thread (like a boss)

post a video (like a boss)

Stay up late (like a boss)

Procrastinate (like a boss)

Zzzzzzzzz.... (like a boss)

Pay my Bills (like a boss)
Take exams (like a boss)

Take a walk (like a boss)

Toss a rock (like a boss)

Break a window (like a boss)

Run away (like a boss)

Go to the gym (like a boss)

Go outside to eat something (Like a boss)

Drink pink fanta (Like a boss)

Wanting to hit on my best friends sister (like a boss)

Being threatened by my best friend (Like a boss)

Being hit (Like a boss)

Go breakdancing (like a boss)
Play guitar(like a boss)
Play through Ps2 catalogue(like a boss)
Chat up a girl(like a boss)
Get rejected(like a boss)
Cry self to sleep(like a boss)
Die alone(like a boss)
Eat a snowcone(like a boss)

Gypsy ninja pirate zombie king:
simple enough just post something you do like a boss. for example.

create a Thread (like a boss)

post a video (like a boss)

Quote (Like a boss)
Post (Like a boss)
Log off (Like a boss)

Get out of bed (Like a boss)

Punch a cat (Like a boss)

Get back in bed (Like a boss)

Watch Money in the Bank (LIKE A BOSS)

Get happy because Bryan Danielson won (LIKE A BOSS)

LOL at /b/ (LIKE A BOSS)

apply for work (like a boss)
get rejected (like a boss)
feel depressed (like a boss)
dye my hair blue (like a boss)
load up on ice cream (like a boss)
waste away at a computer for 2-3 days (like a boss)

yup, i really did that

Play Halo(like a boss)
Post on Escapist(like a boss)
Train Pokemon(like a boss)

Sleep in (like a boss)

Find my DS (like a boss)

Beat Pokemon White's E4 for the first time (like a boss)

Break a lawnmower (like a boss)

Sweat a lot (like a boss)

Tell the Escapist (like a boss)

Conquer Minecraft (Like a baws)

Remember what day it is (Like a baws)

Beat my brother (Like a baws)

Get a sword (Like a baws)

To his throat (Like a baws)

Pussy out (Like a baws)

Reject reality (like a boss)

Snort air (like a boss)

High on life (like a boss)

Own a bayonet (like a boss)

Rock out to Disturbed and Alter Bridge (LIKE A BAWS)

Read fanfiction (LIKE A BAWS)

Play TLOZ: Wind Waker (LIKE A BAWS)

Go on a walk (Like a BAWS)
Sweat a lot (Like a BAWS)
Enter the store (Like a BAWS)
Find a magazine (Like a BAWS)
Read the magazine (Like a BAWS)
Pay for magazine (Like a BAWS)
Walk to another store (Like a BAWS)
Check manga section (Like a BAWS)
Find two things (Like a BAWS)
Buy two things (Like a BAWS)
Walk home (Like a BAWS)
Call cute friend (Like a BAWS)
Get home (Like a BAWS)
Call friend again (Like a BAWS)
Get a ride over to her house (Like a BAWS)
Watch SNL (Like a BAWS)
Compair tans (Like a BAWS)
Watch Star Trek (Like a BAWS)
Eat pancakes (Like a BAWS)
Go to Best Buy (Like a BAWS)
Go to Target (Like a BAWS)
Get dropped off at home (Like a BAWS)
End story (Like a BAWS)

Kill Mario (LIKE A BOWSER)

Build with light wood (LIKE A BALSA)

Andre the Giant (LIKE A POSSE)

Non-vascular plants (LIKE A MOSS)

Infected wounds (LIKE A PUS)

"The Girl From Ipanema" (LIKE A BOSSA)

Play with nunchaku(like a boss)
Flawless victory(like a boss)
Try sansetsukon(like a boss)
Avoid a groin shot(like a boss)
Sigh in relief(like a boss)
Smack my head instead(like a boss)
Get concussion(like a basiodss)
Lie down for a bit(like a boss)

Run out of money (like a boss)

Wait till Thursday (like a boss)

Getting paid (like a boss)

Getting drunk (like a boss)

Being facetious about getting drunk (like a boss)

Saving money (like a boss)

Killing zombies (like a boss)

Getting feathers (like a boss)

Making a cobblestone factory (like a boss)

Tired of Minecraft (like a boss)

Back to Pokemon (like a boss)

Having fun (like a boss)

Bookmark this thread (like a boss)

Retie my shoes (like a boss)

Drink some water (like a boss)

Eat a sandwich (like a boss)

Read a manga (like a boss)

Talk with friends (like a boss)

Fight godzilla (like a boss)

Make tea [like a boss]

Read the news [like a boss]

Hate my phone [like a boss]

Talk to strangers [like a boss]

Post on this thread [like a boss]

Day dream [like a boss]

Stay up till the light comes back [like a boss]

Not get a girlfriend [like a boss]

Go to the deli at Kroger [like a boss]

Fail to post! (like a boss!)
Be a host! (like a boss!)
Enter captcha! (like a boss!)
Don't get raptcha'd! (like a boss!)

Fury Is Me.:
Conquer Minecraft (Like a baws)

Remember what day it is (Like a baws)

Beat my brother (Like a baws)

Get a sword (Like a baws)

To his throat (Like a baws)

Pussy out (Like a baws)

Your avatar scares me (Like a boss)

^ ribbon's still on, noothing to worry bout.

Remember touhou(like a boss)
Play number 11(like a boss)
Get to orin(stage 5 boss)
Arrgh, game over!(stupid cheap boss)
Try again(like a boss)
Same thing happens(like a boss)
Finally beat her!(like a boss)
Then reach oku(final boss)
Die on last spellcard(like a boss)
Defenestrate computer(like a boss)

Low content (Like a boss)

Dr.Susse:
Low content (Like a boss)

That's unheard of! (like a boss)

Read Memebase! (Like a boss)

Watch Sherlock! (Like a boss)

Wish there was more! (Like a boss)

Chat with Steam friends! (Like a boss)

Get distracted! (Like a boss)

Play Splinter Cell: Conviction! (Like a boss)

Die repeatedly! (Like a boss)

Watch WWE (LIKE A BAWS)

Rock out to Monster Magnet (LIKE A BAWS)

Read MLP Fanfiction (LIKE A BAWS)

LOL at Funnyjunk and 4Chan (LIKE A BAWS)

By Sharkar.

LOIK A BOSS

Thanks fer comin in fer yer performance review Boss Samberg.
No prob'm
So youz in charge 'round here, yeah?
Dat's roit. I'z Da Boss.
Roit, so take us trew a day in da life of Da Boss.
Well furst, I...
TALK TA GHAZGHKULL! (Loik a BOSS)
APPROVE MEK STUFF! (Loik a BOSS)
LEAD A WAAAGHSHOP! (Loik a BOSS)
DIRECT WAAGHFLOW! (Loik a BOSS)
MY OWN DROPS PIT! (Loik a BOSS)
PROMOTE ANARCHY! (Loik a BOSS)
SQUISH A GROT! (Loik a BOSS)
HURT ME HAND! (Loik a BOSS)
BELLER LOUDLY! (Loik a BOSS)
YELL SOME MORE! (Loik a BOSS)
TAUNT SOME HUMIES! (Loik a BOSS)
BELLER EVEN MORE! (Loik a BOSS)
TEAR DEYZ LIMBS OFF! (Loik a BOSS)
EAT A SQUIG! (Loik a BOSS)
HUMIE TANK BOYZ! (Loik a BOSS)
CRUSH DEYZ 'EADS! (Loik a BOSS)
TANK OF FUNGUS BEER! (Loik a BOSS)
SQUISH SOME MORE GROTZ! (Loik a BOSS)
BUY A SLUGGA! (Loik a BOSS)
IN DA HUMIE'Z MOUF! (Loik a BOSS)
ZOG ME IT'S EMPTY!
OUTA BULLETZ! (Loik a BOSS)
SQUISH ANUVVA GROT! (Loik a BOSS)
JUMP OUT DA WINDA! (Loik a BOSS)
MUCK ABOUT! (Loik a BOSS)
SCORE SUM SQUIG JUICE! (Loik a BOSS)
CRASH ME WAGON! (Loik a BOSS)
MUCK ABOUT S'MORE! (Loik a BOSS)
EAT SUM KROOT WINGS! (Loik a BOSS)
CUT ME TUSKS OFF! (Loik a BOSS)
BLACK OUT IN DA DROPS! (Loik a BOSS)
MEET A FISH-SQUIG! (Loik a BOSS)
ZOG ITS BRAINS OUT! (Loik a BOSS)
TURN INTO A FIGHTA! (Loik a BOSS)
BOMB DA PANZIES! (Loik a BOSS)
CRASH INTO DA SUN! (Loik a BOSS)
NOW I'Z DEAD! (Loik a BOSS)
Roit. So dat's an average day for you den, init?
No doubt.
Yer chop yer tusks off an' die?
Zog yeah.
I fink youz said sumfing about mucking about.
Nope.
I'z pretty sure yer did.
Nah, dat ain't me.
Roit, well, dis 'as been eye-openin'.
I'z da BOSS.
Yeah, I got dat. Youz only said it ordz a timez.
I'z da BOSS.
Sod off, I got it!
I'z da BOSS.
Roit, I'z outa here.

LOIK A BOSS!

Wake up (like a boss!)
Go downstairs (like a boss!)
Watch DMC anime all day (like a boss!)
Forget to do chores (like a boss!)
Make up lame excuse (like a boss!)
Get off scott-free (like a boss!)
Beat Portal 2 (like a boss!)
Log on Escapist (like a boss!)
Tell this thread (like a boss!)

Stay up all night (Like a Boss!)

Get a Garchomp to level 100 legally (Like a Boss!)

Spend hours on the internet looking for a copy of Pokemon Leaf Green (Like a boss!)

Breed Pokemon (Like a boss)

Eat a gravy and steak pie (Like a boss!)

Get my Documentary Certificate (like a boss)

Congratulate red (Like a boss)

Feeling sleepy (Like a boss)

eat some chips (Like a boss)

Switch my avatar to Rarity singing Our Lady Peace [cookie if you understood the joke] (Like a boss)

Don't find good rave songs to request to Vinyl Scratch (Like a boss)

Typing this commet (LIKE A BOSS).

Surfing the net (LIKE A BOSS).

Going to bed (LIKE A BOSS).

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