If you woke up in bed with the person in the above image...

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HOLY FREAKING FUCK IT'S COLD! WHY ARE WE OUTSIDE IN THE FUCKING SNOW?!

OCTOPUS HAAAAAAAAAT!

Get out of here.

OH GOD YOU HAVE NO EYES!

...you may stay.

Nice beard. Nice mustache... nice gun.

PLEASEDON'TSHOOTME!

How did we manage with those wings of hers?

Do you trim your feathers often?

Do you need help? :O

OH GOD NO WHAT NO WHAT NO

I don't need help...

It just fit so well! =P

It wasn't THAT bad, was it? >.>

I have a rule against immortal actors.

Hello.

Roid rage? ROID RAAAAAGE!

Is that a sword in my pants or am I just happy to see you?

I don't think normal eyes are a solid colour block.....

Yes mistress?

Not sure if legal or not. >_>

OH GOD NO, STOP BLEEDING

I don't hate this.

I do believe my bed is NOT bigger on the inside...

I do not mind this at all.

Uh, was my bed the destination to this... Journey?

OH GOD FRENCH BASTARD!

KILL HIM!

This reminds me of that one episode of Futurama. So I'm kinda scared now.

I have pixelphobia! D=

That explains why I feel like I'm being squeezed right now.

Oh... ummm... ummm... this is the part where I sneak away really quietly...

Troublesome Lagomorph:
That explains why I feel like I'm being squeezed right now.

Kinda messed up the img tag there. Fixed for you!

Staring into your eyes seems like a mistake.

All I need is love. But not your love.

How did I not roll over you in my sleep?

Is that a sword in your hand or are you just into roleplay?

*girly scream*

Oh my.0_O ...Are those cats made of smoke?

Uhh... Allah Akbar?!

Apologies to muslims everywhere!

Are you an angel, because you must have come from heaven!

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