If you woke up in bed with the person in the above image...

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Well hello there.

Captcha: seems legit

I don't want you here.

NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

While Digimon is one of my all-time favorite shows, you still need to leave.

I don't like fruity people.

Where'd all these flowers come from?! I'm allergic to pollen! HELP!

Oi! Point that thing away from me!

What the- EW NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!

Miku... yay~

I'll take it. :D

...I hope you're older than you look!

Pleasedon'ttellanyone!

I don't know whether to be ecstatic or terrified.

Give me your top hat and monocle and you may live to wake up in another person's bed.

image

Just as much nope.

Um... you have a tail.

Aww kitties!

Your lack of a nose disturbs me... are you Voldermort's sister?

I cannot complain about this. I like how puzzling you are. ;)

That's not my blood, right? >.>

Not my type. Go away!

Hello beautiful, why do you look so sad?

She was just with you, HEY-O!

OT: I hope you're wearing a ball guard, because balls are about to be kicked.

Adorable things keep showing up!

STOP EATING ON MY BED!

Is that a cookie in your hand?

She's so cute! With her little skull hairclip.

You didn't chew my bedframe, did you?

HOLY FREAKING FUCK IT'S COLD! WHY ARE WE OUTSIDE IN THE FUCKING SNOW?!

OCTOPUS HAAAAAAAAAT!

Get out of here.

OH GOD YOU HAVE NO EYES!

...you may stay.

Nice beard. Nice mustache... nice gun.

PLEASEDON'TSHOOTME!

How did we manage with those wings of hers?

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