If you woke up in bed with the person in the above image...

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Fanpop? I'm curious as to what you mean.

OT: You are the worst cross-dresser I have ever seen.

I was fine with it until I saw the lower half of her body.

Nopenopenopenopenope

AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIINNNNN!! I LOVE YOUUUUUUUU!

I am surrounded by ponies these days. Almost feel like I'm in an awful NGE-MLP crossover fanfic.

Oh, hey Gin. ...I won't tell Shin or Kagura if you don't.

Hey pretty lady is that a demon in your chest or are you just so fucking terrifying?

Does that hole lead all the way to Australia?

Good thing I caught your parrot ahead of time so I can find you before you do that.

captcha: first post!

...It's learning...

Your image doesn't work for me. Following the link made me wish I hadn't.

Put down that staff and things will be juuuuuuuuust fine.

Please tell me you didn't do what I think you did...

Great. Now I have somebody to put in my backyard so they can frolic around in my new flower garden forever.

No please.....not the big black rubber dildo again!

Who are all you guys and why are you all in my bed??

*kicks*

Awesome.

Nice hat.

Oh dear.

I can't shake the feeling we've met before...

EDIT: Perhaps not.

No not the probing!

GET AWAY GET AWAY

No Lee Ermy no!

The fuck am I high on?

Ah Igor my nights have never been lonely after I killed and stuffed you.

Oh, geez. How many drugs am I still high on from last night?

Depending on how old they are, I'm either totally or totally not okay with this.

No, but you can be the shattered brain pieces on the carpet.

This might take some explaining.

I don't know what sick, twisted and messed up thing that could be but lay it on me sugar!

No, I will not screw you for a free Vita. I am not that desperate.

Judging by the look you're giving me last night was not legal.

...You weren't wearing that last night were you?

Da fuq am I looking at? And why is my bed all flat looking?

Surprisingly, not the most terrifying thing this thread has ever given me.

Ok I don't know what is going on but is that my blood you're drinking and why are we chained together?

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