If you woke up in bed with the person in the above image...

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o.O No thanks.

Could be better.

Well, at least you don't have those claws like Lei-Lei does.

You're obviously busy, I'll leave you to it. *flees*

*runs*

I feel strangely uncomfortable about this scenario.

Shit I'm out of dog treats.

I'm okay with this.

Oh my. This is not going to be easy to explain to the police.

Good morning to you!

Meh.

Joker, you've really let yourself go.

Ehhhh get out.

Nice.

ohaider Darkwing Duck. You're pretty awesome. Sorry about never having seen your show. I really do want to.

*sigh*

How old are you?

I ask this all the time in this thread.

I've never been a fan of your show, TBH.

Get out of here rule 34.

You can have the house, if you want.

Do I know you from somewhere?

I predict jailbait...

*opens image*

Lo and behold, I was right! I'm also probably going to prison...shit.

OmniscientOstrich:
Lo and behold, I was right! I'm also probably going to prison...shit.

Couple of points. She isn't actually jailbait, and she can read minds. So yeah, not the best first impression you could have given.

OT: Nice instruments.

I'd want to say "hey baby" but I'm really not that confident, she doesn't look happy anyways.
I'd probably end up saying something like
"uh, I'm sorry? Did I do something wrong?"

Anyway.

I fear what ever I say means you'll kill me and make love to me again. That order....

Breakfast in bed!

Don't kill me vegetable-people...

dafuq

Why hello there. Where did you come from?

Must...not...buy...key...
*checks wallet and has no money anyway* T^T

Business casual violates my bed's dress code.

>_>

*cough*

Okay, I'm going to drop all pretense of subtlety here: What the f***?

Oh, hello.

Oh dear god why.

Take your patriotism and shove it up yo- "gets hit by the shield"

Your green duck intrigues me, but not that much.

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