If you woke up in bed with the person in the above image...

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FUCK YOU. Get out of my bed!

That's a little loud honey, could you pick another time to do this?...No? Okay, that's cool, just though I'd ask...heh, heh...please don't kill me...

This is too weird. I don't wanna participate.

*Shoves out*

:D

Seriously? GET OUT!

That's a nice pair of...

*ahem*

knives you got there.

I AM BLINDEDED!!!

Those belts must have made last night annoying.

NO!

Nice teeth.

I don't have any items you need, nor does my death mean you get health back.

Neuromancer:
I don't have any items you need, nor does my death mean you get health back.

I don't think that's what man from ancient Greece wanted in your bed.

OT: Oy mate, I know I'm amazing but please be more discrete, there are people watching...

Damn it Jack, you're a smooth talker.

Ick.

Shhhhhh, you don't need to say a word.

Sonic isn't here. Go away.

Well I have no idea what I did but it must have been bad if you're going to attack me with that broom.

Oh, Mr Walken! Take me again.

At least you've got PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWAH!

What's with the beard?

Well that explains why every bone in my body has broken.

*Edited, because apparently I smothered the thread with the presence of Carl.

He-Man go home, you're drunk.

O_O This is going to hurt isn't it?

Where did the lighter fluid come from?

Mother, please leave.

I...uhhh...oh dear...umm, I have a dentist appointment? *sprints away*

A gym teacher and what looks like a drill instructor.

We all must had one real kinky night.

I can't tell if you have no pupils and irises, or you're looking REALLY far to the left.

Get you feet the fuck out of my face and get the hell out.

I'd say that you're trying to overcompensate for something, but...

I'd be more than alright with this.

Well that would probably be the most terrifying thing to happen. Argh! That's horrible! Maybe even the worst I've woken up next to

Those arms...
*stare*

*Rings police*
Hello I'd like to be arrested please.

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