If you woke up in bed with the person in the above image...

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Good thing we're not on a train. I'd hate to be abandoned like that.

Eh.

I never quite understood why you'd rip a hole through your "superhero suit" just to show some cleavage.

Why is only part of your hair purple?

Then what are you waiting for? Get out of my house and go fast on the road.

Uh... Who's that behind you? And why are you holding your knife out like that?

NO

I killed you once, I'll do it again! :O

Are you kidding me?

If you two are who I think you are, I want you both to leave before my house gets bombarded by an army of bullets.

I'm sorry, but funnyjunk doesn't work here and I don't feel like checking the link.

Well. This is...interesting, if nothing else.

Please be over 18. If you are... I'm one lucky dude.

No thanks.

You look pretty and all, but how old are you?

I can see through your "clever" disguise.

*sneaks out of room*

Forever alone. *cries*

Don't touch yourself there! It makes you turn evil!

...What are you gonna do with that katana?

*gulp*

Oh, uh...

must not think about Athena's--oh, crap, too late.

Why... why are you looking at me like that?

You wanna fight? Was I that bad?

I would obviously poopty peupty poop my pants.

I was wondering why my pillow felt a little weird today...

*pets*

Yeaaaaaah *thumbs up without knowing why*

...I'm okay with this. It could be a lot worse.

o.O No thanks.

Could be better.

Well, at least you don't have those claws like Lei-Lei does.

You're obviously busy, I'll leave you to it. *flees*

*runs*

I feel strangely uncomfortable about this scenario.

Shit I'm out of dog treats.

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