If you woke up in bed with the person in the above image...

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I don't know who that is but...I don't mind it at all!!!

i would seek pron relief

Could have been worse.

Not bad... quite a multi-coloured harem...

*Eye twitch*

2/10 would not bang.

A face only a mother could love, unless he was a colonist, then she's dead....

i'll hit that if i was gay or black. or both.

Ummmm...... no thanks.

0_0 Could you move your...everything?

Uh oh.

...how old are you? If over 15, then i'm okay with this.

Oh, hell no...

I'm tired of waking up with people trying to kill me...

Nope.

No way.

I'd make him a sandwich.

-_- I really need to cut back on the drinking...

Don't like Homestuck, never will.

Nice.

Hmm...

I don't remember drinking last night, yet I woke up in bed with a cute chick with bunny ears, a provocatively short skirt and an assault rifle. (gets into my police box to travel back in time and find out what the **** happened :P)

No one... like usual :,(

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What the hell?

...<.<

You look like you could use a shower... or maybe just a good spray with the hose...<.<

Hawt... play on.

leet_x1337:
What the hell?

You should look for Mortasheen. Does he not look like a regular homo sapien? Wouldn't you like to pass on your species' secrets and weaknesses over a cup of alcoholic beverage?

OT:Oh, I hope you're ready for a second round. Because Imma bout to hit that.
With a sledgehammer.

Do not want.

Let's start it from the top...<.<

Mmm, let's have breakfast in bed.

EW.
Also: combo break. I am dissappoint...

I'm not comfortable with this. >>

Noooooooo

Fantastic... play me your string-song.

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