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Grospoliner	211 POSTED: 6 Aug 2011 21:32
	I'd ask him what I drank last night, and why he has a tampon strapped to his arm. Good luck with that.

Rooster893	212 POSTED: 6 Aug 2011 23:07
	Where is your face?????

leet_x1337	213 POSTED: 6 Aug 2011 23:24
	GET OFF ME!!!

zombie goat fetish	214 POSTED: 7 Aug 2011 00:34
	This isn't the first time I mistaken a belly button for a vagina

canadamus_prime	215 POSTED: 7 Aug 2011 02:20
	Ok what Lovecraftian nightmare have I wandered into? (yes I know what that creature is) Note: That's NOT Cerberus

Rooster893	216 POSTED: 7 Aug 2011 03:35
	FU---

leet_x1337	217 POSTED: 7 Aug 2011 03:51
	Okay, this was not part of the plan...

canadamus_prime	218 POSTED: 7 Aug 2011 06:01
	Well at least it's not Mike the TV.

Sacman	219 POSTED: 7 Aug 2011 06:19
	D'awww... so cute...

leet_x1337	220 POSTED: 7 Aug 2011 06:32
	_{pleasedontpullamachinegunoutoftherepleasedontpullamachinegunoutoftherepleasedontpullamachinegunoutofthere}

Rooster893	221 POSTED: 7 Aug 2011 15:00
	criticism in 3....2.....1.....

Connor Lonske	222 POSTED: 7 Aug 2011 16:32
	Man, the fucking gay bars I go to.

Rooster893	223 POSTED: 7 Aug 2011 17:14
	......no.

Sacman	224 POSTED: 8 Aug 2011 04:00
	Oh Hai Phil nice to see you again...

leet_x1337	225 POSTED: 8 Aug 2011 06:44
	Sellout ripoff!

Sacman	226 POSTED: 8 Aug 2011 06:52
	robot sex... can a technophile ask for anything better?

StormShaun	227 POSTED: 8 Aug 2011 09:50
	UUgh, why are you in my tub, Pulls shotgun out, you better pray your wearing a swim suit under that. We all know him, he who shall not be violated Love the suit and hat!

leet_x1337	228 POSTED: 8 Aug 2011 10:01
	I make it a policy never to sleep with anyone I'm certain will outlive me. Sometimes, though, I can make exceptions... ...like for her. kiss

StormShaun	229 POSTED: 8 Aug 2011 10:09
	You seem strangly familiar. wink, wait a second, half ghost...what part. Im not evil for this! Dont blame me! Im addicted to cute things. JUST DONT MELT >_<

willofbob	230 POSTED: 8 Aug 2011 10:20
	oh god... underage! welcome to jacobstown!

leet_x1337	231 POSTED: 8 Aug 2011 10:48
	OH PISSING BLIMEY, MY SOUL JUST DIED!! I know I already posted one of this one, but...

StormShaun	232 POSTED: 8 Aug 2011 11:38
	Holy crap...this just had to happen. Bwhahaha face this picture I posted a few posts ago! Still addicted to cute things, does this annoy you Leet? XD

leet_x1337	233 POSTED: 8 Aug 2011 21:14
	Shaun, it doesn't really. Mostly because I'm not fussed about this at all. For heaven's sake, she's 60 years old! (Last time anyone checked, anyway.)

Herbsk	234 POSTED: 8 Aug 2011 22:07
	Why not - I'll take him! Here's my contribution!

Rooster893	235 POSTED: 8 Aug 2011 23:56
	Why?

Sacman	236 POSTED: 9 Aug 2011 00:02
	NONONONONONONONONONONO... NO...

Rooster893	237 POSTED: 9 Aug 2011 03:47
	And you are.....?

Sacman	238 POSTED: 9 Aug 2011 04:04
	FirstToStrike: And you are.....? that's Krist Novoselic the bassist to Nirvana... also your image isn't showing up... OT:

leet_x1337	239 POSTED: 9 Aug 2011 06:30
	...Huh. I don't think that's going to make anyone happy.

Rooster893	240 POSTED: 9 Aug 2011 18:36
	..you look creepy....

leet_x1337	241 POSTED: 9 Aug 2011 21:21
	Aren't you dead? Wait, does that mean we'll both get arrested after this?!

Sacman	242 POSTED: 9 Aug 2011 23:21
	Oh Hai... I've been subscribed to you since your first youtube video...<.<

Rooster893	243 POSTED: 9 Aug 2011 23:39
	Cant see it.....FOREVER ALONE :")

leet_x1337	244 POSTED: 10 Aug 2011 10:38
	Oh, my, that is a lot of tattoos.

StormShaun	245 POSTED: 10 Aug 2011 11:30
	Who is she and where do I get her phone number. :D Spoiler: Click to View I know what Macgyvercas is talking about know. :3 Thought she was always cute.


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