If you woke up in bed with the person in the above image...

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I'd ask him what I drank last night, and why he has a tampon strapped to his arm.

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Good luck with that.

Where is your face?????

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GET OFF ME!!!

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This isn't the first time I mistaken a belly button for a vagina

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Ok what Lovecraftian nightmare have I wandered into?
(yes I know what that creature is)
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Note: That's NOT Cerberus

FU---

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Okay, this was not part of the plan...

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Well at least it's not Mike the TV.
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D'awww... so cute...

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pleasedontpullamachinegunoutoftherepleasedontpullamachinegunoutoftherepleasedontpullamachinegunoutofthere

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*criticism in 3....2.....1.....*

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Man, the fucking gay bars I go to.

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......no.

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Oh Hai Phil nice to see you again...

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Sellout ripoff!

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robot sex... can a technophile ask for anything better?

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UUgh, why are you in my tub, *Pulls shotgun out*, you better pray your wearing a swim suit under that.


Love the suit and hat!

I make it a policy never to sleep with anyone I'm certain will outlive me.

Sometimes, though, I can make exceptions...

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...like for her. *kiss*

You seem strangly familiar. *wink*, wait a second, half ghost...what part.

Im addicted to cute things. JUST DONT MELT >_<

oh god... underage!

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welcome to jacobstown!

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OH PISSING BLIMEY, MY SOUL JUST DIED!!

Holy crap...this just had to happen.


Still addicted to cute things, does this annoy you Leet? XD

Shaun, it doesn't really. Mostly because I'm not fussed about this at all. For heaven's sake, she's 60 years old! (Last time anyone checked, anyway.)

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Why not - I'll take him!

Here's my contribution!

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Why?

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NONONONONONONONONONONO... NO...

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And you are.....?

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FirstToStrike:
And you are.....?

that's Krist Novoselic the bassist to Nirvana...


also your image isn't showing up...

OT:

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...Huh. I don't think that's going to make anyone happy.

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..you look creepy....

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Aren't you dead? Wait, does that mean we'll both get arrested after this?!

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Oh Hai... I've been subscribed to you since your first youtube video...<.<

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Cant see it.....FOREVER ALONE :")

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Oh, my, that is a lot of tattoos.

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Who is she and where do I get her phone number. :D

I know what Macgyvercas is talking about know. :3
Thought she was always cute.

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